Pimp Contest

The Pimps:
1. Thanos
2. Darkseid
3. Apocalypse
4. Mongul

Their all in a nightclub full of super-chicks !!! Who can get laid the most wins !!!

Some of the girls, Zattana, Jean Grey, Emma Frost, etc !!!

Apocalypse.

He can change his mass and size.

And make...you know...bigger.

Darn you Darkcrawler I was just about to say the exact same thing 😆

😂

What a dirty mind we have....

probably thanos.

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Apocalypse.

He can change his mass and size.

And make...you know...bigger.

"I am Apimpalips"

Everyone knows i'm the greatest pimp in comicspimp

All of you are forgetting about the Main Man aka Lobo aka intergalatic pimp.

Definetly not Darkseid. He spent like three seasons on the Super Friends travelling all the way to Earth to kidnap Wonder Woman, just so he could get some nookie. For a guy with a planetful of slave wenches, that's just sad.

Hey wait a damn minute...all these guys are bald...hmmm...

Thanos can pimp DEATH !!!!

And from one of his quotes: "Death, thunderer, is like LOVE MAKING. It gets better every time"

So that explains that he has been MAKIN LOVE a bunch of times !!!