The story of the Tree

Write a story about the first tree. Oh and put a 💃 at the end! 😄

so, like this tree was really small at first, and then it grew bigger. the end. 💃

Oh man, I saw this tree. The end 💃

Originally posted by Sir Mist
Oh man, I saw this tree. The end 💃

Ok, so there was this tree called Bob, and he was emotionally scarred from the violent abuse his father gave him from birth, he took drugs, drank alcohol, cut himself at night until one day he couldnt take it and decided to fight crime. Late one cool, dark Saturday night around 8:04pm, he made himself a nice black camo outfit and went out to stalk this shrub who he found out was actually his mother's sister's neice's best friend's boyfrind. So he came up behind AND STABBED THAT MOFO SHRUB shock

The end 💃

😑 didn't think you'd actually do it. but that was quite an emotional rollercoaster. well done, sir.

Yeah, there was a sequel but its rated R so we wont go there...

it's better to leave it to the imagination. and i was hoping to see sometree sex scenes. oh well.

Well...there was this one scene....pretty rough...involving his mother and this gang of bushes.....nasty stuff....we'll leave it out, or maybe censor it..

well, can i have the unedited copy?

anyway my story. A dancing banana named JimBob 💃 saw a brown twig with a face 😱. 💃 dancing and 😱 grew around the world. 💃

there once was a girl form nantucket...Oh sorry wrong thread