you guys need to get laid 5

you guys need to get laid

Lucky I've got my belt on extra tight, else my sides would have split at the hilarity of this joke. Seriously mate, you could do stand up comedy with material as original as this! Tosser.

You're both as bad as each other 😉

And how did you come to that conclusion?

As if sexual abstinence is the cause of all our problems. Go away.