so i guess you heard that Paris hilton has a new sex tape right?

Started by Fishy4 pages

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Yes, I do!

Oh GAWD she's really the most attractive person I've ever seen.

She makes me straight....which scares me...which is why I hate her.

Look going against all logic and your nature is fine by me, but why the hell are you doing it with her? Can't you find somebody else? Please?

Originally posted by Fishy
Look going against all logic and your nature is fine by me, but why the hell are you doing it with her? Can't you find somebody else? Please?

I can't help it. It's all the media pressure.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
I can't help it. It's all the media pressure.

No, don't say that.....it's because of her great personality and good looks....we can understand it...it's hard to not fall in love with her....

Her PR goes beyond even the bounds of her own PR management team!

Originally posted by Bardock42
No, don't say that.....it's because of her great personality and good looks....we can understand it...it's hard to not fall in love with her....

It's hard not to fall in love with you....you Nazi loving, jew hating stud!

Originally posted by soleran30
Her PR goes beyond even the bounds of her own PR management team!

Deep man, deeeep!

Yes as deep as the hole her ex boyfriends fell into for that tape 😆

Originally posted by soleran30
Yes as deep as the hole her ex boyfriends fell into for that tape 😆

Ha!

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
It's hard not to fall in love with you....you Nazi loving, jew hating stud!

I think that post gave me the right to make gay jokes invvolving you and me and your mad love for me 😛

Originally posted by Bardock42
I think that post gave me the right to make gay jokes invvolving you and me and your mad love for me 😛

Indeed. You already have carte blanche to do so.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I think that post gave me the right to make gay jokes invvolving you and me and your mad love for me 😛

Wait....are you hitting on me?!

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Indeed. You already have carte blanche to do so.

Homosexuality for the Win. Oh by the way.....it's the guy in my sig, right? 😖hifty: ....he's just too hot.

WAIT A MINUTE BRITNEY GOT A TAPE TOO?......must investigate

Originally posted by manjaro
WAIT A MINUTE BRITNEY GOT A TAPE TOO?......must investigate

WAIT A MINUTE.....you actually investigate that shit?

actually as a result of the simple life and a few handbags she designs and her little record deal, and interset from her trust fund....PAris pulled down 6 million last year. so she does make her own money at least now

im really tired of her myself, but id watch the tape tho...defintaley a rental not a purchase

Originally posted by Bardock42
Homosexuality for the Win. Oh by the way.....it's the guy in my sig, right? 😖hifty: ....he's just too hot.

No, it's his thumb.

Originally posted by manjaro
actually as a result of the simple life and a few handbags she designs and her little record deal, and interset from her trust fund....PAris pulled down 6 million last year. so she does make her own money at least now

im really tired of her myself, but id watch the tape tho...defintaley a rental not a purchase

Yeah, unbelievable....how much money one ugly whore can make.

Oh i like your sig by the way....great Characters

Originally posted by manjaro
...defintaley a rental not a purchase

either choice involves having to walk up to a cashier and hand it to them....

Netflix?

thank The Ones...he\she hooked it up for me

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
No, it's his thumb.

I am not sure if I want to kn ow mora aboot what yu are thinking.....