wrinkly may

Started by willRules3 pages

wrinkly may

When Amazing Fantasy 15 came out Aunt May was about 50-60 if i am being very generous. That was what? 1962? i think. so now she has to be like 115-120 years old. She is doing really well.

whats that you say? Comic time moves at a different rate?

well if we take that into consideration, we know that Peter graduated from college and everything an got married. the clone saga adds 5 years onto that because they clearly state in many comics that storyline lasted 5 yrs in Marvel world.

Taking all this into consideration may is still at youngest 80-90 years old. Yet she is still running round healthy and pimp slappin the Hulk.

I can find no explanation for this except that its Parker blood so its strong blood.

Aunt May is immortal 🙂

Thats a good theory

Pete gave her a blood transfusion in like one of the early issues when she's at death's door. It was right before the Doc Ock Master Planner storyline, where she gets sick because of it. (The radiation for Pete = okay, May = dying, me = huh? 😑 ) That could be an explanation... I wonder why she didn't get Spider-powers. 😛

Originally posted by Next Venom_girl
Pete gave her a blood transfusion in like one of the early issues when she's at death's door. It was right before the Doc Ock Master Planner storyline, where she gets sick because of it. (The radiation for Pete = okay, May = dying, me = huh? 😑 ) That could be an explanation... I wonder why she didn't get Spider-powers. 😛

Yes I remembered that as I made this thread. It be cool to make her an enemy of Peter's 😂

Originally posted by willRules
When Amazing Fantasy 15 came out Aunt May was about 50-60 if i am being very generous. That was what? 1962? i think. so now she has to be like 115-120 years old. She is doing really well.

whats that you say? Comic time moves at a different rate?

well if we take that into consideration, we know that Peter graduated from college and everything an got married. the clone saga adds 5 years onto that because they clearly state in many comics that storyline lasted 5 yrs in Marvel world.

Taking all this into consideration may is still at youngest 80-90 years old. Yet she is still running round healthy and pimp slappin the Hulk.

I can find no explanation for this except that its Parker blood so its strong blood.

There is a guy swinging around on a strand of web, sticking to walls, and wearing, well... blue and red spandex.

And you pick the woman who won't die at a ripe old age of 100? 😐

she never dies.. lol thats pretty funny she should die

She has... twice.

don't they keep cloning her?

Originally posted by willRules
Yes I remembered that as I made this thread. It be cool to make her an enemy of Peter's 😂

Hmmm.... Spider-Woman, Spider-Grannie, Spider-Aunt, Spider-May.... spiderman2
don't they keep cloning her?

Last time she died it wasn't her that died but some genetically aged actress hired by Norman Osborn to fake her death and Norman had her for years.... or something. 😑 Very confusing. *cough* clone saga *cough, cough*

i didnt know she died..but thats weird norman had her for years lol.

It 's not impossible to make May an enemie of spidey's you know she was once e herald of galactus. I'm not sure but aunt may could possibly maybe still have abit of that power and that is what is keeping her alive. It's the world of Marvel anything can happen.

Its true, in her spare time, may uses the power cosmic to make planet sized cookies for Galactus. This is to save the world.........

Originally posted by willRules
Its true, in her spare time, may uses the power cosmic to make planet sized cookies for Galactus. This is to save the world.........

LOL! 😆

what
? aunt may and galactus? when did it happens, anyone knows the issue?

Is this Aunt May, Herald of Galactus?

From http://www.spiderfan.org/characters/aunt_may.html

Golden Oldie? THAT'S IT!! Pete's gonna catch hades when May turns bad.. Fear the wrath of GOLDEN OLDIE!!

Its gonna be another Spidey vs Firelord fight............

Daymn! Shes gonna kick some Parker ass! 🙂

Wow I forget all about that comic until you put the pic up. Wow.. thats classic.