The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent!
LAN
LanceWinduSenior Member
So what!
Ah have too bwain sells in ma hed.
COR
CorranLucifer
Now you're just guessing, 'cos you cannot count past 2....1, 2, errr....2 yes, 2
GUN
GundarkMayhem
But is did he speak or did he spake ?
DIM
DimCreativity
spank spoke poke?
MEC
mechmoggyNorthern Monkey
Sounds kinky. 😉
GUN
GundarkMayhem
Oh yes. queeq loves it.
FIN
fintiSenior Member
Figures they are actually neighbours with Germany
MEC
mechmoggyNorthern Monkey
Ahhh German, I've learned all I need to know from the porn I've watched. I often put "fluent in German" on any job applications I fill in, but I doubt they'd appreciate the phrases I have grasped. 😉
YER
yerssotSenior Member
Scheisse 😱
MEC
mechmoggyNorthern Monkey
No, thats Jewish I believe. 😛
YER
yerssotSenior Member
and Portman is jewish 😄
MEC
mechmoggyNorthern Monkey
Mmmmmmm Portman, she's younger than me you know? Maybe I could impress her with my ability to drink copious amounts of liquor and talk crap, it sure worked on Mrs.MM. 😉
YER
yerssotSenior Member
thought she didn't drink?
FIN
fintiSenior Member
Ahhh German, I've learned all I need to know from the porn I've watched. I often put "fluent in German" on any job applications I fill in, but I doubt they'd appreciate the phrases I have grasped.
I wonder what job you be searching with the frases like "Ich komme gleich Helga, Jaaaaaaaaa" 😄
TOM
ToMaccoMr. Orange
The German language sounds angry.
MEC
mechmoggyNorthern Monkey
Yeah, its a very scary language. My cousin married a German chap and he once taught me how to say, "I love you", in German. It sounded like an order to attack, however softly and nice I repeated it.
GUN
GundarkMayhem
😂 😂
Verboten ! Nicht !
See, I know some German.
MEC
mechmoggyNorthern Monkey
My my Gundy, is there a beginning to your talents? 😛
FIN
fintiSenior Member
Does Ich liebe dich sound like an order to attack. Warum sprechen du Deutsch Gundy?