Then he/she punched her/him and then.......

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Gladiator: in the name of the shiar and the majistrix lilandra this world has been declared a hazzard to the universe it must be cleansed.

CM- pardon me sir, you can't do that

SMACK!!!!!!!! CM is sent thru an astroid he then checks his jaw looks at gladiator moves at superspeed clinches two of his hands uppercuts glads sends him high in space. A few moments pass gladiator comes back down, they both stare at each other and take off their capes.

Gladiator- i am preator of the imperial guards, i can wrest planets form their orbits, fly through the heart of a star, you shall be the first to fall

CM - Gladiator huh, you remind me of somone, you claim to have all that power but judging form that hit i don't think so.

They rush to each other faster then the eye can see surely putting quicksilver to shame perhaps even making flash laugh in disbelief

Gladiator - i'm going to knock you all the way to mars......

CM - no... no your not

CRACK
gladiator is sent from a few hundred miles to mars where cm foolishy rushes towards him

Gladiator moves at blinding speed in the opposite direction...................... SMACK hits cm at a speed of mach 6 at the back of CM. - unfinished

next i will do a glads and champion of the universe one

here is what I posted on the characters who you think you can take thread........

Originally posted by willRules
I could beat batman, heres what i do..........

I sneak up on him, he senses me coming , too late. BAM. I elbow him in the face, breaking his nose. When Batman starts crying. BAM I hit him in the testicles with a shotgun. The I hit him round the back of the head. Then I make robin come in and kick batman around abit ( Robin would have some bottled up agression towards him cos he went all pedophilic on robin) Then I would shot robin in the head with the shotgun. Batman is still cryin cos now he got a broken nose, no testicles and got beat and called a pedo by robin, batman is emotionally broken so he is at his weakest point. He looks up to see me drive the Batmobile over his feet. I then fire the missles up his butt and blow him up.

what do you think, would you buy a comic where i did that to batman, heck i would, he does it too everyone else, plus id buy it cos I am in the comic 😱

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That'd be cool

Just thought of a new fight so I decided to revive this thread. It's a group battle, I hope that's all right.

Justice League International (Blue Beetle, Booster Gold, Ice and Fire) vs the Fantastic Four

Fire and Ice take out Thing easily enough. Fire heats him up so he expands, then Ice freezes him. The rapid cooling contracts him too fast and he splits apart.

BG takes out Human Torch easy since his force field protects him while Torch has no such protection. BB keeps the other two busy until his friends can join him.

Fire melts Mr. Fantastic or Ice freezes him, forcing his fluid, flexible molecular structure into an inflexible crystalline one. That leaves Invisible Woman. BG foils her invisibility using the systems in his suit and BB dazzles her with the beetle gun to keep her from using force fields. They then knock her out quick.

JLI wins!

willRules: Your 'Batman' post was really funny.

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Wolverine vs Aunt may

Logan is angry with May for cheating on him with Punisher. Logan charges at her in her kitchen, she grabs a frying pan, swings it round into his face.

Logan stumbles back and pops his claws into her shoulder. May screams with blood shooting outta her armpit, she then realises the strange situation she is in and takes the opportunity to spray the blood flow into Logan's face.

Logan stumbles back yet again. An injured May grabs a kitchen knife and stabs Logan's foot, pinning him to the floor. logan screams and kicks May. She goes flying out of the window. As Logan removes the knife, may jumps back through the window and matrix style, kicks Logan in the chest. Logan flys back into the living room. May grabs her rock cakes and proceeds to throw them at his face and crotch.

May then grabs his claws and with a Herculean effort, manages to snap them. She then pins Logan to the floor with them, then picks up one of her many thongs she left lying around. She strangles Logan with it........

May Wins..........

I personally think it would be coll to have like a 5-10 page fight between Batman and Blade.Batman believes that Blade is a vigilante and goes to look at Blade's warehouse. As he jumps through a window at the top he thinks he is alone. He walks up to the room wear Blade has his samurai stuff. He goes to that box where blade keeps his gun. As he opens it, a voice behind him says Say Cheese or something along those lines Batman reflexively turns around and punches at chest level only then does he realize Blade's face is looking at his only he is upside down, hanging from a banister. He notices too late as Blade punches him square in the face, knocking him down. He then drops to the floor, just then Batman does a sweep knocking him to the ground. Batman gets up and starts kicking Blade and picks him up and thorough him against a wall. bLade gets up and grabs him sword hanging from the wall. He jump towards batman and starts slashing at him with the sword. Batman ducks each of slashes but doesn't miss a kick that sends him against a wall. Batman uses whats left of his strength to throw his Bat bolas at Blades who tries to cut it with his sword but it instead wraps around the sword pulling it out of his hands. Batman quickly leapfrogs over blade, kicking him in the head as he goes over him, and grabs the sword. Batman takes the sword points it at the throat of Blade and says talk. Blade Smiles. Batman confused says why are you smiling. Blade says because your hands about to come fountain or your gonna be called stumpy or something along those lines. Batman looks down and notices the handle of the sword turning. He realizes too late what is about happened, and the booby trap springs out and cuts of Batman's left hand. Blade gets to his feet and rips the tool belt of Batman wraps it around his neck and starts choking him with it. With his remaining hand, Batman's just as he is about to drift into unconsciousness picks up the gun box and hits Blade with it. As Blade staggers back to the other end of the room, Batman pulls out a Batarang. Blade regains his composure and pulls out his Blade Boomerang, Bat throws his just as Blade does the same . They meet in mid air. The Blade boomerang slices through the Batarang continues on its course to Batman, slashes his chest, and returns to Blade. Batman staggers back. Blade runs up and bdoes that Snowman kick from Blade 2 square in Batman's cheats who goes through the glass window and lands on the top of Blades car in the workshop below. Blade walks back and then leaps through the window and does a leg drop on Batman's neck. Knocking him out. He then says I shoot first then ask questions later.Then he elbows him in the face for good measure.

Originally posted by Lighthammer
I personally think it would be coll to have like a 5-10 page fight between Batman and Blade.Batman believes that Blade is a vigilante and goes to look at Blade's warehouse. As he jumps through a window at the top he thinks he is alone. He walks up to the room wear Blade has his samurai stuff. He goes to that box where blade keeps his gun. As he opens it, a voice behind him says Say Cheese or something along those lines Batman reflexively turns around and punches at chest level only then does he realize Blade's face is looking at his only he is upside down, hanging from a banister. He notices too late as Blade punches him square in the face, knocking him down. He then drops to the floor, just then Batman does a sweep knocking him to the ground. Batman gets up and starts kicking Blade and picks him up and thorough him against a wall. bLade gets up and grabs him sword hanging from the wall. He jump towards batman and starts slashing at him with the sword. Batman ducks each of slashes but doesn't miss a kick that sends him against a wall. Batman uses whats left of his strength to throw his Bat bolas at Blades who tries to cut it with his sword but it instead wraps around the sword pulling it out of his hands. Batman quickly leapfrogs over blade, kicking him in the head as he goes over him, and grabs the sword. Batman takes the sword points it at the throat of Blade and says talk. Blade Smiles. Batman confused says why are you smiling. Blade says because your hands about to come fountain or your gonna be called stumpy or something along those lines. Batman looks down and notices the handle of the sword turning. He realizes too late what is about happened, and the booby trap springs out and cuts of Batman's left hand. Blade gets to his feet and rips the tool belt of Batman wraps it around his neck and starts choking him with it. With his remaining hand, Batman's just as he is about to drift into unconsciousness picks up the gun box and hits Blade with it. As Blade staggers back to the other end of the room, Batman pulls out a Batarang. Blade regains his composure and pulls out his Blade Boomerang, Bat throws his just as Blade does the same . They meet in mid air. The Blade boomerang slices through the Batarang continues on its course to Batman, slashes his chest, and returns to Blade. Batman staggers back. Blade runs up and bdoes that Snowman kick from Blade 2 square in Batman's cheats who goes through the glass window and lands on the top of Blades car in the workshop below. Blade walks back and then leaps through the window and does a leg drop on Batman's neck. Knocking him out. He then says I shoot first then ask questions later.Then he elbows him in the face for good measure.

That was really cool. I especially liked the use of the sword's booby-trap and the 'bladerang' cutting through the batarang.

Superman vs Juggernaut

Juggernaut stands over Superman as he smiles sending a punch at him it goes through Superman as he turns invisible as his body vibrates and Juggernaut stands back as Superman comes into site while being thrown into a mountain Juggernaut slowly comes out as he gets 20 punches sending him back down and seeing his helmet was off Superman uses Torquasm-Vo to knock out Juggernaut.

THE END?

i would like to see a DOOMSDAY VS HULK FIGHT

cool

Superman vs Wolverine

Wovlerine turns into a skeleton and dies.

Fire and Ice vs Donner and Blitzen

Ice freezes the ground just before Blitzen starts running. She loses her footing and collides with something.

Enraged, Donner attacks Ice and knocks her out. Fire flies into the air and starts hurling fireballs. Donner uses her speed and agility to dodge them all. Plus, the ice on the ground is melted.

Blitzen has recovered by now. She does that 'Flash' trick of 'run underneath them in a circle and create a vortex.' Fire's flame is snuffed out and she loses conciousness as the air is ripped out of her lungs.

Winners - Donner and Blitzen.

Batman vs Captain America

bats had been setting up a trap for weeks to bust a kiddie porn ring. captain america waltzes in and busts the ring, but the ever elusive leader sticky fingazzz escapes.

bats enraged, jumps down from the ceiling to drive his heel into captain americas kidneys. cap hears the rustle of bats cape and deflects the crippling move with his shield. batman bounces off the shield onto the ground 10 feet away.

cap: i dont know who u are but...

bats launches 2 batarangs at cap. one at his face and the other at his sternum. bats has seen cap defeat the thugs in 3 seconds less than what it would ahve taken him to do it, so he figures cap can take at least low level superhuman damage cause no man can do what he did.

cap deflects the rangs as he charges bats. although bats saw cap in action moments before,he is still stunned by the captains speed. he cant dodge fast enough and cap tackles him witha sickening shoulderblock. although bats didnt except the sheer speed of the good captain, he was still prepared for an attack. the moment cap hit him, one of batmans flashbangs goes off blinding captain america and sending a painful noise into his skull.

cap pushes bats off off him with his shield hand, but batman manages to clock him with his elbow across the temple sending searing pain across his forehead.

by the time batman hit he ground from caps hit, the shiels is already on its way and bruce barely has time to avoid being knocked unconscious. bats rolls out of the way hurling 2 more batarngs. cap, still deafened, doesnt hear their whizzing sound until its too late. one catches him at the back of the kness and the other imbeds in the elbow of his arm that he just used to throw the shield.
the shield ricchochets and lands in caps free arm and pain explodes over caps body was the rangs cut two arteries.

bats: ur bleeding to death...

before bats can finish the shield is on him. he underestimated the captain again and the shield clips his ribs cracking two of them and tears his cape. caps vision is coming back and the shield is going to rebound to his hands in a fraction of a second. moments before it arrives a batarang imbeds in the captains palm. the shield misses his hand and he catches it with his already wounded right arm. the catch was shaky. brilliant for any man aside from this one. but shaky for cap. bats sees thisand lunges at cap as he turns around to lob the shield again. caps vision comes back to see batman ontop of him.

WHAM

a punch tears into bruces stomach causing him to spit blood from between his teeth . he knew hed have to take a hit, but he didnt except it to be as hard as that. the sacrifice is worth it as he his cap in the face with an ampoule.

captain america screams as bats lands on the ground cracking another two ribs.

a derivation of scarecrow fear toxin.

cap then launches himself at batman. the toxin didnt make him scared, it made him mad.cap swings at batman with the shield. bats narrowly avoids it, but it catches his cape preventing his escape. cap drags bats back to him by the cape and drives his fist into batmans collar bone shattering it immediately. batman bellows in pain as he fires the batgrapple that he was preparing when cap grabs his cape. and he does the unthinkable.

batman shoots captain america in the groin.

captain america belows in pain and bruce tosses a gas amoule into captain americas mouth. it breaks immediately an cap inhales a lungfull of teargas.. cap swings the shield but batman blocks it with the arm that is attatched (or not so attacthed) to the broken collarbone.

seven bones break immediatly. the pain is blinding for both competitors. cap is in a rage and bleeding to death and bats going blind from pain. cap swings again, but batman arches up an connects a karate chop to the base of the captains skull knocking him to th floor. the last thing cap feels as he swings back his shield arm, is batman dropping his knee into the base of his skull.

caps arm continues the deadly swing and clips batman breaking his jaw and sending him into a pile of crates. batman dislocated his knee in the last hit. he had to make it count. from the crumpled pile on the floor batman calls alfred.

alfred. come for me quickly. i think im dying and i dont wanna be here when he wakes up.

in 7 minutes batman is gone, and cap rises to his knees.

"round one to you batman. we shall meet again." he says looking around. he then massages his testicles.

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
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Originally posted by black robb
I would like to see Ultimate Spiderman Vs Ultimate Captain America
Dude vol 9 Spidey coulda kicked his ass if he wanted.

Originally posted by willRules
😂 cheers

Wolverine vs Aunt may

Logan is angry with May for cheating on him with Punisher. Logan charges at her in her kitchen, she grabs a frying pan, swings it round into his face.

Logan stumbles back and pops his claws into her shoulder. May screams with blood shooting outta her armpit, she then realises the strange situation she is in and takes the opportunity to spray the blood flow into Logan's face.

Logan stumbles back yet again. An injured May grabs a kitchen knife and stabs Logan's foot, pinning him to the floor. logan screams and kicks May. She goes flying out of the window. As Logan removes the knife, may jumps back through the window and matrix style, kicks Logan in the chest. Logan flys back into the living room. May grabs her rock cakes and proceeds to throw them at his face and crotch.

May then grabs his claws and with a Herculean effort, manages to snap them. She then pins Logan to the floor with them, then picks up one of her many thongs she left lying around. She strangles Logan with it........

May Wins..........

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Ozymandias vs Captain America. No specific when or why, just a good fight between two peak humans.

Cap walks into Oz's fortress, and Ozymandias sees him from every angle on the computer screen wall. Ushering Bubastis back to her den, he stands and slowly begins to remove his cape and headband, revealing golden body armor and a purple tunic.

Cap walks along the hallway, calm yet prepared, as he steps along the hallway, he suddenly stops abruptly, dead in his tracks, and a steel door slams shut mere inches from the tip of his nose. Any closer, and he would have been sliced in half.

The door is too thick to break through. Even with Cap's strength. He turns, looking around the hallway. There appears to be no way out except for the long window leading out into the snow. He narrows his eyes and walks towards it.

The window of Ozymandias's study shatters and Cap leaps through. Oz speaks to him, smiling slightly. "I underestimated you, Captain.... but I knew the hologram wouldn't hold you for long."
"I knew there would be something you had in store for me." Steve replies, and then spins with lightning reflexes. His shield slashes upwards, and slams against Bubastis as she leaps for him. The snarling lynx claws at him, raking his shoulder.

Cap hits Bubastis hard with the shield. She sprawls backward, growling, hitting the ceiling and dropping back to the floor, where she lays with a broken front paw. Cap turns back to Oz. "More tricks, Veidt?" he asks.

"No." Oz replies simply. "No, Captain. We are to have a one on one battle. No limits, nothing. Just the two of us. No traps, no tricks, no catches this time. It is simply a test of physical ability."

They stand opposite each other, staring. Then Cap flings his shield. It hisses through the air at a tremendous speed... yet Ozymandias twists sideways and catches it deftly in both hands. Cap looks surprised, and Veidt tosses the weapon aside before beckoning Cap to battle with his natural fighting skills.

For the next few minutes, the two men fight with grace and precision, seeming almost to dance. Fists lock and parry; feet lash and strike; and neither gets a strike on one another. Ozymandias kicks. Cap blocks, and counters with a punch. Oz dodges it. They are equal in skill and power, neither tiring, neither faltering.

Then Cap curves away from his foe, cartwheeling backwards and picking up his shield in mid-somersault. "This fight cannot be determined by hand to hand, Veidt." Steve tells his opponent. Oz smiles.
"True," he says, and leaps into teh air, all his weight bearing down into a drop kick. Cap raises his shield and Oz bounces off it with teh force of the impact, throwing Cap onto his back. Oz lands again, actualling standing one foot on Steve's shield and forcing it down towards his throat. It takes all of Cap's power to restrain him, and then....

Whok! Cap's foot shoots out and trips up Oz's ground leg. He hits the floor hard, and they both roll, standing again. Three lightning jabs are deflected by the flat of Cap's shield, and then he drives the edge up into Veidt's chin and flips him high over his head. Oz lands on his feet and locks Cap's arm behind his back, then kicks him behind the shin and brings him down, twisting the break his neck. Cap takes the strain of the pull, and drives his elbow into Veidt's guts. Oz staggers away from him, yet follows up with a lashing kick that propels Steve against the wall.

The Captain sits on his hands and knees, blood pouring from his mouth. Ozymandias doesn't move. "Don't try to trick me, Captain." he says. "You aren't THAT weak as to succumb already."

But Cap is just as smart as Oz, and spins with all his might. Using all the strength he can summon, teh Captain hits a support beam with his shield and it buckles inwards. A crack runs across the ceiling. Cap hits the support beam again, and a few splinters run across it's surface.

Veidt looks surprised. "Again, I underestimated you. But we will meet another day, Captain America." And with that, he is gone.