who:myself
where:the giant half dome
when :7:16 june 6 2066
with wut:gigantic radioactive muntant lemming
and how:i will lure myself to the halfdome using an elaborate shceme involing pie,clocks,locks,boomerangs and a telivision that shows nothing but horror movies.From there i will trap myself and make myself wait for them lemming to fall off the cliff and crush me