Make up Fat mum jokes

Yo mama's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall!

Yo mama's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

Yo' mother's so fat... maybe her gene linked to a form of muscular dystrophy has also caused a disease that deposits fat unevenly over the body after puberty.

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Your mums so fat, your dad has to roll her in flour to find the wet spot🙂 and so did your brother🙂

Shes so fat the scales say one at a time please
or when she bends over they said it was a Solar Eclipse

yo mommas so fat.....her measurements are 26-22-28, and her other arm is just as big. 😄

Originally posted by ladygrim
Yo mama's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.

hysterical

Originally posted by BakaXero
your mums so fat... that she gave birth to you 😐

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