Who wins THIS fight?
Yes, SpellJammer is mocking Sorgo, go with it..
Sorgo:
Someone who tries to be Count Dooku but got his darkside training wrong and is more like Count Dracula. He's a jedi vampire who can't wield The Force because The Force is not in the undead, but is badass with a lightsaber..
Lady Luck's dirty panties:
After not bathing for weeks, a sentinent fungus developed around Lady Luck's danger zone, resulting in it taking refuge over her under garments swallowing her (the irony) and becoming a super-stinky beast.
SlipknoT:
Just a dead corpse SpellJammer dugup for this fight, to be fair, SpellJammer peed on it to give it somewhat of a threatning odor..
Your Mother:
This one need not be explained in words..