When You die You'll Go To Heaven With 40 Virgins Awaiting You...

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When You die You'll Go To Heaven With 40 Virgins Awaiting You...

This is What They Tell you Before They ask you Too Suicide Bomb Something.... WTF I got to high school with 200 virgins and I cant Get laid, nor can I ever ask Someone for help with something, but There Terrirists covince people too kill in the name of god and thats there reward! 40 virgins, still doesnt mean there going to get laid..

Yep, from my experience it's much easier to get sex off some old drunken slag than an attractive young virgin!

But technically to 200 virgins at your school are not awaiting you...

Just thought I'd put a spanner in the works.

Originally posted by §P0oONY
But technically to 200 virgins at your school are not awaiting you...

Just thought I'd put a spanner in the works.

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Good Point

Originally posted by Masrix
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Good Point

Yet Just because they Wait for you doesn't mean They'll Have Sex with you, Maybe they just want to Welcome you, Yeah kno?

Originally posted by Masrix
Yet Just because they Wait for you doesn't mean They'll Have Sex with you, Maybe they just want to Welcome you, Yeah kno?

Meh... (too tired to debate)

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Meh... (too tired to debate)

Me too, School time, Later

It's an old outdated belief to get people to do the bidding of the fascist goverment. Just as Pope Innocent the second promised people would be exempt from the commadment thou shall not kill AND given a house of gold if they assisted in the crusades. So naturally they did. It's immaginary bribery.. And because they're raised from the time of conception to believe anything they hear and be tottaly vicous anyway, it's only natural they fall for it.. Though as you can see, such sins as greed and lust rear thier ugly heads in both these circumstances. The first liberal to meation the act of killing in itself gets a dead fetus thrown at them..

Originally posted by Spelljammer
It's an old outdated belief to get people to do the bidding of the fascist goverment. Just as Pope Innocent the second promised people would be exempt from the commadment thou shall not kill AND given a house of gold if they assisted in the crusades. So naturally they did. It's immaginary bribery.. And because they're raised from the time of conception to believe anything they hear and be tottaly vicous anyway, it's only natural they fall for it.. Though as you can see, such sins as greed and lust rear thier ugly heads in both these circumstances. The first liberal to meation the act of killing in itself gets a dead fetus thrown at them..

bored

Originally posted by Masrix
Yet Just because they Wait for you doesn't mean They'll Have Sex with you, Maybe they just want to Welcome you, Yeah kno?

You really think someone that bombs peopl to go to heaven wouldn't rape a virgin.......anyways maybe they are jsut cocky or something....

Originally posted by Bardock42
You really think someone that bombs peopl to go to heaven wouldn't rape a virgin.......anyways maybe they are jsut cocky or something....

Or brainwashed or something.

And Masrix, half a bottle of cheap 'Glen's' vodka should get them drunk enough. 😛

And Masrix, half a bottle of cheap 'Glen's' vodka should get them drunk enough. 😛

vodka equals love. 😍

Originally posted by eggmayo
Or brainwashed or something.

And Masrix, half a bottle of cheap 'Glen's' vodka should get them drunk enough. 😛

😂

Originally posted by Masrix
This is What They Tell you Before They ask you Too Suicide Bomb Something.... WTF I got to high school with 200 virgins and I cant Get laid, nor can I ever ask Someone for help with something, but There Terrirists covince people too kill in the name of god and thats there reward! 40 virgins, still doesnt mean there going to get laid..

How can you not get laid with those odds?

Originally posted by Masrix
This is What They Tell you Before They ask you Too Suicide Bomb Something.... WTF I got to high school with 200 virgins and I cant Get laid, nor can I ever ask Someone for help with something, but There Terrirists covince people too kill in the name of god and thats there reward! 40 virgins, still doesnt mean there going to get laid..
i got laid right away evillaugh

who wants 40 virgins anyways? i'd rather have women that knew what they were doing. i'd blow some sh!t up for that.

Originally posted by mysterio69
who wants 40 virgins anyways? i'd rather have women that knew what they were doing. i'd blow some sh!t up for that.
shock well....i'm just going to go over here....NOT BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU SAID....its for something different, i swear fear

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
shock well....i'm just going to go over here....NOT BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU SAID....its for something different, i swear fear

i didn't mean you...unless...you are an infidel...???? 😐

Originally posted by mysterio69
i didn't mean you...unless...you are an infidel...???? 😐
shock 🥷

i kid, i kid. OR DO I ?!!!!blowup