who is the most powerful Xman....IN BED

Started by EsteemedLeader5 pages

Juggernaut:

Bigger than Colossus in ...'every' way.

Doesn't need to eat, sleep, drink, or rest.

Mystique... for versatility.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Mystique... for versatility.

ding, ding, ding. We have a Winner!!!!!!!jump

mr. fantastic: stretch stretch stretch....
apocalypse: bigger... bigger... is this big enuf for you?
colossus: will never get soft unless he is knocked unconscious... can take on a whole cheering squad.
flash: how fast do you want it to be?
hulk: hurt his d**k to make it bigger and angrier. grrrr.....

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
🤨 Really? I can't. But I'm not into S&M. 😂

Colossus is definitely up there with his organic steel d...... smile. And the fact that everything gets proportionally larger when he transforms... 😂

That's exactly what I was going for, Xmarks. Haha 😄

Originally posted by wolverine8888
seeing how how wolverine has more stamina im pritty sure wolverine wins. plus wolverine regerates which colussus can't so once he done he done unlike wolverine.

In terms of stamina...

Colosuss>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Wolverine.

Colossus never needs to eat/drink/breathe anything like that. He could probably go on for weeks, perhaps months if he REALLY wanted to.

Plus, you know, that whole proportional thing he's got going on for him...

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
Juggernaut:

Bigger than Colossus in ...'every' way.

Doesn't need to eat, sleep, drink, or rest.

Juggernaut and She Hulk totally went at it in Uncanny X-men. It was really funny cuz the bed was all torn up, the legs of the bed were shattered, there were holes and dents in the wall, and the bedside table was destroyed.

One of the greatest comic images I've ever seen.

I still think Colossus would be better, simply because he's still somewhat human-shaped. As opposed to the massive size of Juggernaut himself I mean.

Cyclops could do something on Phoenix. Phoenix can take a shot so he could just blast hard....down there.

And you all forget about one cajun.
full potenial Gambit. Charms you into being VERY turned on hyperexplosive staff hypercharged body dimension traveling= ...uh...something.

Storm,Rogue,Jean....flight....'nuff said

Rogue..............she really takes the energy outta you, pardon the pun............

Originally posted by willRules
Rogue..............she really takes the energy outta you, pardon the pun............

You can't even touch her. How does she win? Unless you're one HUGE masochist, she's on the bottom of the list.

We have a new contender, Nightcrawler.

Were you guys aware that Nightcrawler has a double pant load, if you catch my drift (yup! his mutation gave him 2!). Plus, he becomes a priest so he would be good with the X-Boys (you can ignore that last part if you want to).

NO go with Nate just cuz he has all the telekinesis and telepathy and can form extra Psi Armor for when those extra moments are needed lol

Too bad mr fantastic couldn't be here, he's ACTUALLY in bed...

lol, i dont even wanna think what would happen if u were actually doing it with wrong{cant get any closer than that can u?} i mean a simple touch can kill u

but it's worth it. haha

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Colossus is definitely up there with his organic steel d...... smile. And the fact that everything gets proportionally larger when he transforms... 😂

I think he will be more seen as a giant vibrator in organic steel form.

I'll vouch for Multiple Man. He can probably hit every spot at once, talk dirty, feed you and read you poetry at the same time... And then some.

Forge will make the ultimate orgasmatron overnight.

Originally posted by radioboy121
I think he will be more seen as a giant vibrator in organic steel form.

I'll vouch for Multiple Man. He can probably hit every spot at once, talk dirty, feed you and read you poetry at the same time... And then some.

Forge will make the ultimate orgasmatron overnight.

I never thought of the multiple man one. The dupes could even rest while other ones takes their place. Nice one

Forge wins this however.

Wolverine. He can get anyone on the planet he wants. What are you gonna do. Mess with one of his babe's.
Yeah...right.
Wolvie be like; "Nice move bub."
Then you'd be hanging your nuts on your Christmas tree. And there's a lot of body parts and gonads are just the first years selection. And they better be up Christmas Eve too.
And every year after that. Matter of fact; Wolvie would make it a family tradition where the dude gets past on generation to generation.

*Merry X-mas!*newyear

Morph from the eXiles is by far the best. LoL he can just transform into a guy with a giant one of he can make himself stretch or he could transform himself into Ron Jeremy lol. Seriously he can do anything.

Umm..you guys are sick..yup..thats it...sick...