Superman vs. Hulk

Started by bigbran444 pages

ya and when you can run 300 mile an hour, wow, youd better whatch out supes.

Originally posted by bigbran
ya and when you can run 300 mile an hour, wow, youd better whatch out supes.

Yeah, I mean it's not like Superman can fly way over the speed of light or anything like that. 😆

The Hulk has cosmic awareness, so he knows where everything is at all times.

Originally posted by badabing
The Hulk has cosmic awareness, so he knows where everything is at all times.

Plus he can fire high powered energy blasts out of his ass. 😆

hulk can also throw planets and kill galactus

Originally posted by bigbran
hulk can also throw planets and kill galactus

Oh, no doubt. The almighty "thunder clap" is able to destroy all of existence.

Originally posted by batdude123
Plus he can fire high powered energy blasts out of his ass. 😆

Yes, it's called craptonite.

Originally posted by badabing
Yes, it's called craptonite.

😆 😂

ha can also heal from a sword cut.

I tempted to go back and read how Hulk fans think he Beats Superman, but......I wont.

Originally posted by bigbran
ha can also heal from a sword cut.

Seriously, it only takes him a couple of days to heal from a paper cut as well.

Originally posted by Apolloknight
I tempted to go back and read how Hulk fans think he Beats Superman, but......I wont.

It goes a little something like this: "HULK IS TEH STRNOGEST! HE CNA BAET ANY1! HE HSA A HEELING FCATOR!!!!!"

Originally posted by batdude123
It goes a little something like this: "HULK IS TEH STRNOGEST! HE CNA BAET ANY1! HE HSA A HEELING FCATOR!!!!!"

I kinda figured that, which is why I didnt waste my time 😬

Originally posted by Apolloknight
I kinda figured that, which is why I didnt waste my time 😬

Yup. ✅

Originally posted by batdude123
It goes a little something like this: "HULK IS TEH STRNOGEST! HE CNA BAET ANY1! HE HSA A HEELING FCATOR!!!!!"

Ofcourse, Batman's teleportation device is teh shiznazzishtisksn234312!23!!!11!1!

Originally posted by Dinalfos
Ofcourse, Batman's teleportation device is teh shiznazzishtisksn234312!23!!!11!1!

DAMN RIGHT! 💃 😆

Originally posted by Dinalfos
Ofcourse, Batman's teleportation device is teh shiznazzishtisksn234312!23!!!11!1!

It's not better than Hulks unlimited strength, durability, stamina, speed, and immortality. That's what the Hulk fans were trying to convince me in the Hulk vs Thor thread.

Thus Hulk smashes and wins!!!!! 😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by Soujaboy
It's not better than Hulks unlimited strength, durability, stamina, speed, and immortality. That's what the Hulk fans were trying to convince me in the Hulk vs Thor thread.

Thus Hulk smashes and wins!!!!! 😆 😆 😆

I see you still lack the required reading comprehension. You also still seem to have a thing for straw man reasoning.

Fortunately for you, The "Unstoppable"(HA!) Juggernaut would do much, much, much better against Superman.

Originally posted by Dinalfos
I see you still lack the required reading comprehension. You also still seem to have a thing for straw man reasoning.

Fortunately for you, The "Unstoppable"(HA!) Juggernaut would do much, much, much better against Superman.

Apparently your upset that Hulk has no chance here, thats to bad pick a different fav character. 😉

Your right Cain would do much better, and so would Thor 😆 😆

Originally posted by Soujaboy
Apparently your upset that Hulk has no chance here, thats to bad pick a different fav character. 😉

Your right Cain would do much better, and so would Thor 😆 😆

Haha, I'm not upset at all. Read through my previous posts and you'll see that I realize Hulk would lose against a Thor who's not acting like a lobotomized Mindless Hulk.

And Cain Marko would get curbstomped over and over again until Superman is tired of him and tosses him far, far away. Then, when he finally comes back, Superman just tosses him back up. But not after some more curbstomping, ofcourse.