Superman vs. Hulk

Um... first of all... last I checked Hulk was turned into a three foot hulk by the IG... so that point is ridiculous.

As for Darkseid... Didn't darkseid kill Doomsday (before he was ressurected even stronger)?

Hulk has a way of beating those faster than him. So stop assuming superman is this unbeatable beast he isn't. There are so many characters that would destroy both hulk and supes. And by the way Thunderclap! Supes isn't dodging that.

But supes does thunderclaps all the time and isn't effected by them...

yeah thunderclap is nothing to supes

and their you are wrong show some proof thunderclap wont hurt supes please because your just BS.

Savage Hulk, if you’re wondering why everybody is making fun of you, and not taking you seriously, it’s because you’re a brainless Hulk fanboy who spits out nothing but utter tripe. Your specious comments would make even wolverine8888 wince in pain at the sight of your posts. You’re an embarrassment to Hulk fans on KMC, and in general. The fact that you can’t bring up a decent point to support your cause only compounds my suspicions that you’re sitting in you chair right now with Hulk whitey-tighties on while jerking off to the sight of Hulk saying shit like “HULK SMASH PUNY MANZERZZZ!!!1111” Your perpetual and colossal love affair with Bruce Banner makes Richard Simmons go “Dude… that guy is SO gay!!!”

First of all, Hulk can’t even HOPE to compete with somebody whose speed is in excess of one million times greater than that of Hulk’s own. Tell me what Hulk could do against somebody that he literally couldn’t even perceive as a blur? Somebody who’s so fast, that he would beat Hulk to a bloody pulp before Hulk could even THINK to shout “PUNY…” blah blah blah. Hulk would be nothing more than a big green statue to Superman, who would barrage Hulk with 1000’s of moon shattering punches a second. Hulk has NOTHING to counter this, because his downfall against Superman is the fact that he has HUMAN reaction times. He’s also WAY too uni-dimensional to do anything useful against Superman. These scans can attest to what I’m talking to you about (though I KNOW they will fall upon deaf ears, or in this case, blind eyes 🙄 )

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Hulk would be speedblitzed with an onslaught of fists, heat vision, and ice breath. It would take about a few seconds for the Hulk to be out of this fight. Face it, there’s nothing Bruce could EVER do to win this match. The only way for him to win, would be if somebody took out Superman’s brain, and also took away half of his powers. Tell me…. what exactly could Hulk do to Superman if he decided to go intangible?

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… or invisible for that matter?

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Oh, and Superman also has the capability to knock out the Hulk with maybe only a few (at the most) punches. Superman has shown the strength to (hey, if the Hulk fans wanna play dirty, why not play their game?) move a ship that dwarfed the size of our SOLAR SYSTEM.

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All he’d have to do is scan the body of Hulk for weak areas/pressure points. This is absolutely within Superman’s capabilities, considering he can see on a SUBatomic level.

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And he has scanned the DNA of a human before:

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Hell, he’s even used his X-ray vision to do EXACTLY what I’m talking about right here.

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And he wouldn’t have to worry about holding back with his strength at all here. He could SMASH those weak points on Hulk’s body, until the Hulk passed out, or died. But, this tactical plan isn’t as much fun as completely mauling Hulk with 1000’s of punches per second, now is it? Fact of the matter is that Hulk CANNOT, ever, ever, ever, EVER hope to defeat Superman. The sooner you realize this simple little fact, the sooner everybody will stop laughing at you. Until then, you’ll still be viewed as a Hulk cock-stroker, with no brain. You have the logic of a kindergartener with Down Syndrome. Superman ftw 10/10. 🙄

Originally posted by xmeat
and their you are wrong show some proof thunderclap wont hurt supes please because your just BS.

Because he's taken the scream of the Silver Banshee at point blank range, and has taken damage such as:

Planetary blasts.... TWICE in succession.

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And easily withstands the explosion of an entire planet while being at the dead center of it.

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Hulk's thunderclap wouldn't do shit, and Banner wouldn't have the time to pull one off. The match would be over just as fast as it began. Superman speedblitzes ftw.

Seems that Batdude has it down pat.

The only way for Hulk to take a win, to be honest, is if Superman fought like he did during Death of Superman, where he fought like an idiot.

so hulk can fight juggernaut, thor, surfer, gladiator, onslaught, gladiator but cant last a second against supes BS. superman isn't light speed for christ sakes flash is.

Originally posted by xmeat
so hulk can fight juggernaut, thor, surfer, gladiator, onslaught, gladiator but cant last a second against supes BS. superman isn't light speed for christ sakes flash is.

supes is atleast lightspeed and several flashes have been superluminal

Originally posted by xmeat
so hulk can fight juggernaut, thor, surfer, gladiator, onslaught, gladiator but cant last a second against supes BS. superman isn't light speed for christ sakes flash is.

*sigh*

So Hulk can beat Dominus? Right, didn't think so.

Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please PLEASE have a clue of what you're talking about before you post.

Superman has gone WAY past light speed on numerous occasions.

He's flown Darkseid to the sun in moments (it takes light eight minutes):

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And he's flown from Earth to Saturn in 4 minutes, which is upwards of about 22X the speed of light.

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YOU LOSE!!!! Thanks for playing... and who's my next victim, Johnny?

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
You listed Gladiator twice. 😐 And everybody on that list beats Hulk. 😐 Superman has FTL speed, as does Flash. 😐

Originally posted by xmeat
in your dreams onslaught and surfer maybe but hulk whoop all those characters. flash is so much faster than supes it isn't even funny.

HA HA!!!!

You're a joke, and can't even back up your own claims. 😂

This is great... 😆 hysterical2 crylaugh

And I hope you understand that Onslaught WANTED Hulk to crack his armor.... 🙄

Originally posted by xmeat
in your dreams onslaught and surfer maybe but hulk whoop all those characters. flash is so much faster than supes it isn't even funny.

You're an idiot.

Originally posted by Beta Ray Howard
Seems that Batdude has it down pat.

The only way for Hulk to take a win, to be honest, is if Superman fought like he did during Death of Superman, where he fought like an idiot.

Superman fighting like and Idiot would still own the Hulk. Doomsday is Superior to Hulk. Doomsday is a kryptonian. He's the strongest one. And he also has Superspeed and Bones that were releasing Toxins. The Hulk cannot ever hope to reproduce The amount of Dmg at the Speed which Doomsday can dish it out.

Originally posted by batdude123
HA HA!!!!

You're a joke, and can't even back up your own claims. 😂

This is great... 😆 hysterical2 crylaugh

And I hope you understand that Onslaught WANTED Hulk to crack his armor.... 🙄

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Classic Juggernaut beats Hulk.
Thor beats Hulk.
Silver Surfer beats Hulk.
Onslaught beats Hulk.

You're an idiot.

Originally posted by xmeat
yeah cause onslaught couldn't do it himself.

And Superman has moved a ship that dwarfed the size of our SOLAR SYSTEM.

Get over it. Superman's speed and versatility advantage is too great for the Hulk to overcome, and he'd lose horrendously 10/10. 😬

It doesn't make you any less of a Hulk fan when you admit he can lose. 😉

you seem to think that supes is unbeatable 10/10 more bs. supes isn't winning this one easy end of discussion.