Originally posted by Cringe
Your mom tried to lamp dance on my porch but she fell through 🙁 .We decided the lap dance wasnt a good idea.Her fat was overlapping the g-string.You could barely see it 🙁
hysterical
I took your mum on a date to pizza hut but after she ate 40 large pizzas,I could not afford a taxi home..........................which she proberly would not have fiited into anyway 😐