BATman vs. Nightcrawler

They meet in gotham randomly, bats has his usual gear and crawler has two swoards, what happens...

Batman get's a sword 'ported into his face.

Basically. Yea. Xmarks got it right on the nose.

Nightcrawler kills Batman faster than he thought he was able to die.

Please. Batman would do something called 'dodging'. Anyone ever heard of it?

He's going to dodge a sword teleported into the same space as his head is located which would fuse molecules? Okay...

By the time Nightcrawler has the sword drawn, Bats will already have lobbed a batarang into his chest, which then explodes.

Teleporter. He can be in front of Batman, to the side of Batman, behind Batman, all in fractions of a second. At night his body becomes invisible in shadow. He has above peak acrobatic agility.

He can teleport fifty feet up draw the sword and teleport back down in the exact location where the sword will reappear in Batman's head.

Not if Batman hits the ***** wth a batarang.

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
Not if Batman hits the ***** wth a batarang.

You're not being serious, are you?

I really hope not.

NC teleports around Bat at the distance required to hit him with punches and kicks, then teleport with the sword already out and stab him in the head.

Nearing Batman, Nightcrawler forgets he can even teleport, because Batman wields the might Bat-Force against him.
Then kicks him into oblivion, since he's apperently got a fast enough leg to trip Flash, and a powerful enough leg to knock the wind out of hulk or kick Captain Marvel so hard he transforms back into Billy Batson.

Instructions for Nightcrawler:

1)Teleport
2)Stab
(repeat process until you see fit)

Batman would find very little advantage against Nightcrawler.

batman by the way is human level agility even with porting dodging his badrangs would be so easy for a level 5 agailit character

Batman loses. He's got amazing reflexes and all that, but he can't predict where Nightcrawler will pop up. Nightcrawler wins this.

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
By the time Nightcrawler has the sword drawn, Bats will already have lobbed a batarang into his chest, which then explodes.

ya esteem u think to highly of batman, night crawler far to agile for that to happen lol

can nightcrawler teleport a sword into Batman? i know he can stab bruce, but i dont know about teleporting a sword into him

He can 😛. Same way Nightcrawler has to be careful about teleporting into walls and dying. That's why he usually only teleports to places he can see or has seen before.

since we all agree that crawler wins with swords, how about if he didn't...

if he didn't have the swords, then it's a tie.