You know, why is it that Superman...

Started by Scythe1 pages

You know, why is it that Superman...

flies by me and does this:-------> 馃拑

Cause you're weird.

Okay, seriously, if Superman's costume can't be torn, or harmed, in fact he flies close to the sun to get it clean, how come it rips when he gets into a a fight with any supervillain like say Bizzaro?

cuz he likes to be naked

Originally posted by The True Fear
cuz he likes to be naked

More like seen naked apperently...

Originally posted by Scythe
flies by me and does this:-------> 馃拑

cause you entice him...

Originally posted by Scythe
Okay, seriously, if Superman's costume can't be torn, or harmed, in fact he flies close to the sun to get it clean, how come it rips when he gets into a a fight with any supervillain like say Bizzaro?

because they pull at the seams 馃槓

cause your sexeh!!!

Originally posted by Scythe
Okay, seriously, if Superman's costume can't be torn, or harmed, in fact he flies close to the sun to get it clean, how come it rips when he gets into a a fight with any supervillain like say Bizzaro?

He has a arua energ thingy that proetects him but that bizaaro thing is strong enough to pierce it...yeah.

superman

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Edna: [throws a wadded ball of paper at Bob's head] No capes!
Bob: Isn't that my decision?
Edna: Do you remember Thunderhead? Tall, storm powers? Nice man, good with kids.
Bob: Listen, E...
Edna: November 15th of '58! All was well, another day saved, when? his cape snagged on a missile fin!
Bob: Thunderhead was not the brightest bulb...
Edna: Stratogale! April 23rd, '57! Cape caught in a jet turbine!
Bob: E, you can't generalize about these things...
Edna: Metaman, express elevator! Dynaguy, snag on takeoff! Splashdown, sucked into a vortex!
[shouts]
Edna: No capes!