The Pirate Thread

Started by The True Fear3 pages

The Pirate Thread

I have always wanted to be a pirate ever since i was a wee little boy. I have had dreams of sailing the high seas and looting boats on the most packed trade routes. I wanted a parrot named sparkles that was a drunk and constantly cussed. I wanted a crew of lost men(and girls because times have changed) that had wood feet and eye patches.

I need a crew of five 🏴‍☠️ kmcdude is already co-captian

Wow That's really cool.

🏴‍☠️

R

What's up with you and your butt-pirate fiasco lately bardock? 😖

I am down with real pirates🏴‍☠️

Originally posted by The True Fear
I am down with real pirates🏴‍☠️

You mean you GO DOWN on real pirates..

Captain: What happen?

Whatever floats our boat

in the words of jerry sienfeld "...But i dont wanna be a pirate"

why not argh 🏴‍☠️

Cause ninja are better!

Argh 🏴‍☠️ pirates hate ninjas

Originally posted by The True Fear
Whatever floats our boat

I know.. I love it..
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's you !!

Plus

Equals

So pirates are disease ridden rodents made mostly of carbohydrates???

Makes sense...

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... 🏴‍☠️ 🤺

argh you made my thread wide argh 🏴‍☠️

Originally posted by Spelljammer
So pirates are disease ridden rodents made mostly of carbohydrates???

Makes sense...

✅ thats why 🥷 rule

Originally posted by The True Fear
Argh 🏴‍☠️ pirates hate ninjas

Explain that annoying ***** then..

SpellJammer thinks she's just a wannabe rogue.. cause neither pirates nor ninja want to claim her..