Whiskey Thursday - Episode III

Well since ToMacco is so busy with his freakin' boxes, I'll take the liberty of starting off Whiskey Thursday although I'm sure finti will remind me that its afternoon over in the east.

First we're going to drink some whiskey, then I'm going to shoot ToMacco for busting on Sting. Ya'll can watch if ya want - best big diggin' that six foot hole a'while. To is a gonna be a pushin' daises by suppertime !

the vultures are already crowding the roofs

That be just fine I reckon.

*polishes Magnum*

darn To is late for the shodon

You guys ever thought of the possibility of To not being here cos he's out back setting a trap to blow this place???

We know To and he aint got the brains for that

😂 😂

*tosses back another shot of whiskey*

I ainta got a damn day ya know. I got cattle to be a rustlin' too.

you also have to dance on them, them them tables Gubdy

And I told ya last week, I ainta' dancin' on a no table ! Maybe on the ceiling, but not on no damn table !

table dancin's for sissy gals --gundy sister aint no sissy gal --are ya gun' '?? sips shot of Jim Beam.......

*kicks the door in. Empty bottle of whiskey in hand*

"Where's da pisser? And get me some more whiskey, eh? There ain't no dern trap set. I'mma too drunk fer dat."

*stumbles over to table and sits down* "So, have ya'll missed me?"

*passes out*

No 😛

*Passes out AA pamphlets*
Damn drunks! 🙄

*Pukes. Wipes mouth with AA pamphlet. Passes out again.*

Just out of curiousity, whats your favorite beer?

Oooooo!!!!! Good question! 🤣

I like Budwieser. I like Miller Lite, Coors, Rolling Rock, Leinies. . .

Well, I like to switch it up, to tell you the truth. I never really buy the same beer in a row. It keeps my buzz guessing.

How about you? What do you like?

I dont drink, not 21 yet. But wont drink, cause I'll probably get drunk and crash my car or something! 🙁

Just don't drink and drive, Einstein. I never do anymore.

anymore???

Shame on you!!
It's a miracle that you haven't run over some MN eskimo by now!

All the eskimos are in Alaska.

I like Budwieser. .

All the eskimos are in Alaska