Originally posted by Metalmanx
I think Thing and Wonderman are the only ones that are dead/comatose.The others snuggle up to a nice Lifetime Channel movie and drink herbel tea together and talk about last week's "Friends" episode while the atom bomb explodes point blank.
* Thanos braiding Thors hair: So I noticed you were talking to Wonder Woman during the JLA/Avengers crossover.*
Thor: Well she said she'd call but, she hasn't I knew i never should have slept with her on the first night I'm so stupid*
Thanos(hugging and rubbing Thors back) Shhh don't be silly she's just a women and this is what women do they play with our feelings and emotions until they get what they want and then they leave.
Odin: Quiet! Sex & the City's on.*
Originally posted by Marvel=DC
* Thanos braiding Thors hair: So I noticed you were talking to Wonder Woman during the JLA/Avengers crossover.*Thor: Well she said she'd call but, she hasn't I knew i never should have slept with her on the first night I'm so stupid*
Thanos(hugging and rubbing Thors back) Shhh don't be silly she's just a women and this is what women do they play with our feelings and emotions until they get what they want and then they leave.
Odin: Quiet! Sex & the City's on.*
hysterical That's just too funny...
*Hercules: I'm not surprised you gave it up on the first night you never were the god of Chastity and virtue.
Thor: What's that supposed to mean?
Herc: Maybe if you showed a little class and didn't go around sleeping with everyone she'd have called. Why buy by the cow when you can get the milk for free or your case with a couple of dollars and a few lines.
Odin, Thanos & Abomination: Gasp
Thing: No he didn't
Thor:I think some one's jealous because he didn't get Diana.
Herc: You were never good enough for her she's Greek and your just a filthy non immortal cheap trick from Asgard. Maybe she needs someone like me just like Sif did.
Hulk: Oh my goodness! Hercules
Thor(slaps Hercules): How dare you after all I've done for you. You Greeks are all alike incestuous, cheating bastards.
Zeus: Silence
Odin(grabbing Zeus): Don't interfere
Zeus(b**chslapping Odin): You dare touch me fool
Odin(holding face blood running down fingers glaring a Zeus) You shall pay Olympian..................
To be continued.
Originally posted by Marvel=DC
* Thanos braiding Thors hair: So I noticed you were talking to Wonder Woman during the JLA/Avengers crossover.*Thor: Well she said she'd call but, she hasn't I knew i never should have slept with her on the first night I'm so stupid*
Thanos(hugging and rubbing Thors back) Shhh don't be silly she's just a women and this is what women do they play with our feelings and emotions until they get what they want and then they leave.
Odin: Quiet! Sex & the City's on.*
Anyways, Thing dies. I'm reasonably sure newer bios have been saying WM can withstand a nuclear blast. So he's probably a little woozy/in pain but he makes it out okay.