It's CARboN Time!

Hello all, looks like it is CARboN time!

Hey Bob - what time is it?
CARboN time Joe!

For over 20 years, CARboN has been REVOLUTIONIZING the world as we know it!

In what can only be described as a show of true altruism, this CARboN is preparing to give pre-marital sex advice to OxyGEn*!

OxyGEn not included - See back for details

Ok, ok I know - the question on all of your minds is: "Does it really work?"

- - - * * * The answer is yes, and there are 3 simple steps you need to take to instantly recieve your free batch of CARboN! * *888888

ONEdot In 14 words, describe this potato:

Step Two = INCINERATE ALL OPPONENTS OF THE ZORG-O-NAUTS!!1!11one!11!1

Spoiler:
This isn't Step Three

Spoiler:
Neither is this.

Spoiler:
Some people are f*ckin desperate...

Spoiler:
Ahahaha, ok ok there is no Step Three.

Spoiler:
I just said there wasn't one, now could I please get some privacy here?

And now, monkey.

-- Now you all know how to make good pointless threads 🙂 --

Carbon Nano tubing is fun.

i dont really know you, but the randomness of this thread, has just made my day, and i thank you for that ✅

i like carbon... carbon is cool... i like random... raondom is cool...

droolio

Take a lesson from one of the masters of random-yet-not-stupid threads, guys ✅

Originally posted by MC Mike
Hello all, looks like it is CARboN time!

Hey Bob - what time is it?
CARboN time Joe!

[b]For over 20 years, CARboN has been REVOLUTIONIZING the world as we know it!

In what can only be described as a show of true altruism, this CARboN is preparing to give pre-marital sex advice to OxyGEn*!

OxyGEn not included - See back for details

Ok, ok I know - the question on all of your minds is: "Does it really work?"

- - - * * * The answer is yes, and there are 3 simple steps you need to take to instantly recieve your free batch of CARboN! * *888888

ONEdot In 14 words, describe this potato:

Step Two = INCINERATE ALL OPPONENTS OF THE ZORG-O-NAUTS!!1!11one!11!1

Spoiler:
This isn't Step Three

Spoiler:
Neither is this.

Spoiler:
Some people are f*ckin desperate...

Spoiler:
Ahahaha, ok ok there is no Step Three.

Spoiler:
I just said there wasn't one, now could I please get some privacy here?

And now, monkey.

-- Now you all know how to make good pointless threads 🙂 -- [/B]

-EDIT-

I accidentally double posted. for some strange reason, it has been doing this to me and i don't like it. I don't have much to say anyways, but then i have to say more......it's not right.

Originally posted by justjakk
did you know that waffles are the best way to officially make a comic by the artistic developement that no one has been able to stop the music now. and they all stopped the wolf, fee fi foe flee from the monster and the rabbit has confused the masses by words of simple desire............can you see that you werent meant to spoil the nature of the troll? the troll was meant to eat the three goats gruff. hansel and gretle would have made great cookies. and the three pigs were my breakfast with a side of jame and juice.....heee heee......rolling down the street smoking my tires, drinking my jam and juice.....heeheehee.........dont touch my chicken sandwich....!!!!

crazy Bllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrggghhhh! *pokes self with needle*

Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon!

😱 🤘

Originally posted by MC Mike
crazy Bllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrggghhhh! *pokes self with needle*

Originally posted by Lana
😱 🤘

!!!!! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon!

Evila bunny? Like mashed potatos?

STEP ONE: Round, brown, tough, rough, punctured, ah I can't get to 14. 😐

*starts up chant*

Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon! Carbon!

Nitrogen!!!Nitrogen!!!Nitrogen!!!Nitrogen!!!Nitrogen!!!Nitrogen!!!Nitrogen!!!Nitrogen!!!Nitrogen!!!Nitrogen!!!Nitrogen!!!Nitrogen!!!Nitrogen!!!Nitrogen!!!Nitrogen!!!Nitrogen!!!Nitrogen!!!Nitrogen!!!Nitrogen!!!Nitrogen!!!Nitrogen!!!Nitrogen!!!Nitrogen!!!Nitrogen!!!Nitrogen!!!Nitrogen!!!Nitrogen!!!Nitrogen!!!Nitrogen!!!Nitrogen!!!Nitrogen!!!Nitrogen!!!Nitrogen!!!Nitrogen!!!Nitrogen!!!Nitrogen!!!Nitrogen!!!Nitrogen!!!Nitrogen!!!Nitrogen!!!Nitrogen!!!

Magnesium! Magnesium! Magnesium! Magnesium! Magnesium! Magnesium! Magnesium! Magnesium! Magnesium! Magnesium! Magnesium! Magnesium! Magnesium! Magnesium! Magnesium! Magnesium! Magnesium! Magnesium! Magnesium!

As per the Cup thread:

Carbon! x infinity

You stole that from me!!!

What a f*ckin weird thread. 🤨

droolio