Originally posted by Sorgo
Um, didn't you read Revelations: The rise of the Ooteenie Prophecy? Artoo's legend died long before the Arble Chapters even exsisted. Besides, A Jawa named "Arto" is what's inside Artoo's shell, so Arto was the Ultimate Jawa before the Rival Jawa from the Traditional Order destroyed him. His name was Typo. Typo rebuilt the sacred Ooteenie Prophecy and claimed his armies and command centrals. He dominated the Galaxy for a long period of time before the Super Ninja Jawa clan entered the Galaxy, lead by Faunus the Wise, who nearly claimed victory over the ancient army before another powerful Jawa leading entity entered the picture. That entity would be Janus the Conqueror. He took over fourty planets and nearly cpasized the Old prophecy of the Artoo legacy.Then Faunus the Wise and Janus the Conqueror joined forces to try to bring down an ancient being of Fear and destruction....
Sorgo the Cruel. He did not care who died. He ravaged over six billion Ewoks and nearly destroyed the Galaxy with the press of a button before a thought came to his mind. He wanted to join Faunus and Janus to take over the entire Galaxy in one course of action. One basis plan. One simple swipe of their almighty hands of Blight and domination.
The New Jawa Order was formed, and the three Grandmasters were unparalell in power and unstoppable.
The Revelations had just begun....
Well, duh! But I think you're forgetting that the Rise of the Oooteenie Prophecy was a messy translation of the original Arble's First Chapter. Verce the Dumb was responsible for that! Although admittedly most of the other information is right, you've got the sources all wrong, pal.
REVELATIONS!!1!1!!!1!!1!11!11!1
We DON'T know everything we should about the Ancient Jawas!
*Faunus the Wise sets off to the Unknown Regions in search of a forgotten past. . . *
Originally posted by Veneficus
Your pathetic Jawas cannot stand before my dark magics! Mwahahahaha!!!
Pfft.... The Jawa's roll up your magic and smoke it in dey pipe, biznatch!
"Question" from System of a Down starts to play....
You praise your wee Artoo, but remember....
Artoo is just a Jawa inside of a White and blue shell.