Rocky vs. Batman

Started by ThePittman4 pages

Dam too funny guys, I needed a good laugh. 😆

Tron, please. Have a heart, man. Leave this open, please?

Originally posted by Metalmanx
Edit: Oh yea. Please don't close this, moderators. I'm completely serious about this thread. No spite or anything. Have a heart.

You know I can't. ❌

How can you debate movie physics against comic physics?

(*Sigh*, I'm gonna regret this...)

Fine, but anymore that are opened or revived WILL be closed.

Then why not Movie Batman vs. Rocky?

Either way, I'm arguing for a well-trained vigiliante versus a well-trained, experienced boxer. Yes, they're from different universes, but it's still very much debatable.

Originally posted by Tron
(*Sigh*, I'm gonna regret this...)

Fine, but anymore that are opened or revived WILL be closed.

Thanks, Tron. You are awesome. Besides, you just closed my other one anyway, hahaha. I've got no more.

The Power Montage is absolute.

Originally posted by Tron
You know I can't. ❌

How can you debate movie physics against comic physics?

(*Sigh*, I'm gonna regret this...)

Fine, but anymore that are opened or revived WILL be closed.

until somone else closes it we love you 😱

Re: Rocky vs. Batman

Originally posted by Metalmanx
Straight up boxing match.

(I may have done this before, but I don't care).

Rocky has Mickey, Apollo, and Adrienne in his corner.

Batman has Robin, Batgirl, and Nightwing in his corner.

Rocky gets a montage as well. A good 10 minute long montage. One that plays both "Eye of the Tiger" and "Gonna Fly Now" in the background.

Batman gets uh...his money.

I believe Rocky wins.

Batman smokes him. Batman was actually so confident in his boxing technique, that he did so against Richard Dragon. 😐 Yeah, Rocky gets smoked Im afraid.

Re: Re: Rocky vs. Batman

Originally posted by batdude123
Batman smokes him. Batman was actually so confident in his boxing technique, that he did so against Richard Dragon. 😐 Yeah, Rocky gets smoked Im afraid.

Well, we are all entitled to our opinions. I just believe that Rocky will be able to take Batman out in terms of pure Boxing skill.

Re: Re: Re: Rocky vs. Batman

Originally posted by Metalmanx
Well, we are all entitled to our opinions. I just believe that Rocky will be able to take Batman out in terms of pure Boxing skill.

And Batman boxed Richard Dragon. You know, one of the absolute best fighters in comic book history? 😐

In a pure boxing-match probably Rocky has an advantage since Batman can't kick and do other things with his weapons.

But in the street, however, Batman has this.

Originally posted by blind faith
In a pure boxing-match probably Rocky has an advantage since Batman can't kick and do other things with his weapons.

But in the street, however, Batman has this.

Well, yea. I'd give it to Batman hands down if it were an all-out martial-arts match.

But strictly boxing? That's Rocky's victory there.

Originally posted by Metalmanx
Well, yea. I'd give it to Batman hands down if it were an all-out martial-arts match.

But strictly boxing? That's Rocky's victory there.

agreed ✅

Originally posted by jplatinum
Rocky welds on him like a technician fixin' a hot rod.

JP has spoken you lowly wretches.... the world makes sense once again

🙂

😆

Batman takes this boxing match.

bruce rattles rocky's brain worse than anything hes ever felt before, even that russian guy with the steroids. then when rocky's feelin ready to fall on his face nearin the 12th round batman starts asking him kindergarten level math questions and rocky becomes simply too mentally strained to continue and passes out.

with batman sitting over him going "2 + 2 is? c'mon rocky think."

After watching these Rocky montages, I have to say Rocky beats the whole JLA.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dzKdZEhwJe4&search=rocky%20montage
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ns6p_8wGPXY&search=rocky%20montage
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YfFvKyLrGYc&search=rocky%20montage
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FJOEA56y7qA&search=rocky%20montage

Rocky wins
Batman: I have to warn you I am a master martial artist and tactician
Rocky: Hey! Batty look over there
BAM!!! Uppercut to knock out bats
Referee: Winner by knockout and still champion Rocky

Originally posted by Broly92
Rocky wins
Batman: I have to warn you I am a master martial artist and tactician
Rocky: Hey! Batty look over there
BAM!!! Uppercut to knock out bats
Referee: Winner by knockout and still champion Rocky

Yeah, one upercut from Rocky would knock Batman out. 🙄 Batman has taken more punishment then Rocky could even dream about. Batman wins 10/10.