Never mind Yerss, I sniggered but it wasn't worth a LOL.
BTW I thought you all would find this both interesting and erotic (depending on which side your bread is butttered), but I'm sitting here half naked and drunk. Drunk because I went out for a quick couple which ended up 8 and no money left, half naked cus I didn't want to get red wine on my nice new FCUK sweater. 😄