Dr.Doom's Favorite Euphemisms for Sex

...DOCTOR DOOM'S FAVORITE EUPHEMISMS FOR SEX:

10. "Unleashing the Doombots"

9. "Ruling the kingdom with an iron fist"

8. "Extending the power of Doom"

7. "Mastering the diabolical"

6. "Allying with the Sub-Mariner"

5. "Demanding total, blind obedience"

4. "Incurring the wrath of Doom"

3. "Penetrating the invisible force field"

2. "Paying for this effrontery a thousandfold"

And Doctor Doom's number one euphemism for sex:

1. "Besting the accursed Richards"

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lol

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10 was the best IMHO.

What's an 'ephemism(s)'? 😕 😮

thats what i was wondering

something which has a double meaning.

Actually...

A euphemism is a substitution of a milder or less offensive word or phrase for one harsher or more offensive. Eg, Ah, Fudge for Ah, ****. (When in doubt, there is always Google - define: )

A "double entendre" is something which has a double meaning. Eg: Saturday Night Live's hilarious "Shweaty Balls" skit with Alec Baldwin

euphemism: instead of saying to little Timmy.....

"your dad plowed his crapheap of a car into a truck, set himself on fire and died screaming in pain"

you say he "passed on"