THE Monster MASH!

Started by EsteemedLeader3 pages
Originally posted by Mindship
The Blob wins (while it's still under 11 feet tall, of course).

Hm, I hadn't thought of that...

...but how would it stop the Thing?

Originally posted by jgiant
The future...

Why?

Originally posted by Mindship
The Blob wins (while it's still under 11 feet tall, of course).

The blob would probably kill alot of them...

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
Why?

Why not?

Most of these guys have been killed so many times there really could not be a winner.

But If I was a betting man I would go with Dracula. Hes alot smarter than most of these other guys.

Hmm, Mike Myers is the only one that doesn't seem to need to 'revive' from 'death', and by that I mean, he doesn't get hurt in the first place.

That's why his movies don't really 'end', so much as the good guys escape, and it is even shown that he isn't put down, but that his body is already missing after the 'final blow' has been sent to him.

Mike Myers got his ass handed to him by busta ryhmes, most of these guys could take busta with both their hands and feet hogtied...

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader

...but how would it stop the Thing?

Hmmm...that would be a good fight. Off-hand, I'd go with Blob cuz... cuz...I dunno...it just strikes me as blobbier, therefore less vulnerable to disruption. Also, I don't think fire or electricity hurt the Blob as much. Also (at least with the original Blob), much cooler theme song.

I try to ignore that movie, just like I'm not counting Seed of Chucky or Jason X as canon either...

EL who's your vote for?

Either Myers, Blob, Thing, or the Mummy.

They are top condenders, but myers would be like a punching bag for most of these guys...

True, but he is, to me at least, the best definition of 'unstoppable' there is...

Here's one thing I just reaized:

Old-School monsters:
Killed by a small group of snobby middle aged men and one woman who chronically sprains her ankle.

Generation X monsters:
Killed by a small group of drunk, horny teenagers.

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
Here's one thing I just reaized:

Old-School monsters:
Killed by a small group of snobby middle aged men and one woman who chronically sprains her ankle.

Generation X monsters:
Killed by a small group of drunk, horny teenagers.


Yeah, Yeah!

The question is, which is more embarassing?😕

They both seem pretty bad...

Generation X...

Yeah, it would suck to lose to drunk horny teenagers...

Add in Scream and Sleeping HAllo and Samara da ring girl

Add in Chuky dat Doll LMAO