KharmaDog
Dyslexic Agnostic
Originally posted by JacopeX
1. I am gangsta iight. Explain why you think im not gangsta.
Becaus you are a 14 year old child that has continually proven that he knows nothing about the gang mentality or life.
Originally posted by JacopeX
2. I didnt plagirize the poem. not me, it wuz probably one of ma firends or something. Well i all i did wuz put in the setting and we jus thought of ideas but carlos((mattador000)) said to put that, you white im black part iight. Explain how I, Jacope, not anyone else, but me plagirized when i dont even know anything about the other poem in the first place.
Yes you did.
Originally posted by JacopeX
Originally posted by JacopeX
((heres a story me and ma friends ((Matarrdona000, chica boom1, and el fracasado)) made this shit up.Hispanic man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed
that he was the only Hispanic man there. As he sat down, he
noticed a white man behind him.The white man said, "Colored
people are not allowed here." The Hispanic man turned around
and stood up. He then said: "Listen Pendejo....
when i was born, i was tan, "
"When i grew up, i was tan, "
"When i'm sick, i'm tan, "
"When i go in the sun, i'm tan, "
"When I'm cold, i'm tan, "
"When i die, i'll be tan ."
But you pendejo...."
"When you're born, you're pink, "
"When you grow up, you're white, "
"When you're sick, you're green, "
"When you go in the sun, you turn red, "
"When you're cold, you turn blue, "
"And when you die, you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
Here is one version:
Black and White by Unknown AuthorA black man talks to a white man:
When I was born I was black,
When I grew up I was black,
When I'm sick I'm black,
When I go in the sun I'm black,
When I'm cold I'm black,
When I die I'll be black.
But you:
When you're born you're pink,
When you grow up you're white,
When you're sick, you're green,
When you go in the sun you turn red,
When you're cold you turn blue,
and when you die you turn purple.
And you have the nerve to call me colored.
Here's the other version most seen on the internet:
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning for a coffee and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man come up behind him.The white man said, Coloured people are not allowed here.
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
When I was born I was black
When I grew up I was black
When I'm sick I'm black
When I go in the sun I'm black
When I'm cold I'm black
When I die I'll be black
But you sir...
When you're born you're pink
When you grow up you're white
When you're sick, you're green
When you go in the sun you turn red
When you're cold you turn blue
And when you die you turn purple
And you have the nerve to call me colored!
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.
So the cafe idea was al yours eh?
You're an idiot.