The Paola Hallowe'en Poll

Evidently we have more than a few here who are unable to recognize a joke when they see one.

To all such humorless, overly-moral types I say: get bent. And don't give me that innocent "O, I never have a sexual thought in my life, and this is an example of SINFUL EEEEEE-VIL!" Bah, everyone knows better. Now go back to sneaking peeks at Dad's issue of Maxim in the bathroom with the door locked, you wankers. You know who you are.

In fact I want to deliver the lot of you to Fever, so she can do as she likes with you. I warn you she is a tough taskmaster...

Paris Hilton + a fresh box of Hefty Lawn bags = eternal happiness:
~n.

[hey, if Paola is little red riding-hood, will you let her wear the cape and hood or not? There's arguments both ways.]

Originally posted by RAGE17
dude you are ****en sick....get a life...

the dude that made this thread

Living Dead Girl, please droolio

lol

What is a Paola?

lol, its a person who has supernatrual powers cos its a mod 🪩

hmm, interesting. i want a paola too. Where can i get one?

K Mart

lol i love where this is going 🍺

I voted "Nudist Doing Yard Work" sounded like the only logical option for such a situation dev.

Originally posted by Paola
Living Dead Girl, please droolio

Naughty Paola! You should know I won't let you use either your god-like mod powers or your delicious begging to supercede the rigorous scientific nature of this poll.

Nudist won! (you can be Living Dead Girl the other 364 days of the year, or as long as your body can survive the temperature manipulations. And the rest of the manipulations!)

Cool, didnt know that you can get a Nude Paola, is this also in the K Mart?

Actually, no. You're both thinking of the Martha Stewart blow-up doll.

Originally posted by Symbiotica
Evidently we have more than a few here who are unable to recognize a joke when they see one.

To all such humorless, overly-moral types I say: get bent.

In fact I want to deliver the lot of you to Fever, so she can do as she likes with you.

Please don't. I don't want them; how about you take them?

Originally posted by Symbiotica

Paris Hilton + a fresh box of Hefty Lawn bags = eternal happiness:
~n.

Had to be done. I thought I would find her of some interest, but she was so insipid, so bloodless (well, figuratively). As it turned out, not even my dog would touch her, so I had to turn to other methods of disposal.

Well, Paola, Hallowe'en is over and we've had our fun. It's time to give all the kids what they've been waiting for: the closing of this thread! You oughta ban me as well; we wouldnt want to confound their expectations, would we? 😱

is there i pic of a naked poala? sounds like a parrot 😆