Your Mum is a...........

mine is retired and now lives by the seaside - but whats yours!?

Originally posted by Whurlysplat
mine is retired and now lives by the seaside - but whats yours!?

I am surprised.. I would have never expected this kind of thread from you 😖hifty:

Mines a CEO in some campany

Your mom is a parent?

My mom is a crappy waitress in a semi-crappy restaurant.

My mom is the best human bein on the earth ✅

😂 me = suck up ✅

Mines an editorial assistant for Newcastle University.

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Mines an editorial assistant for Newcastle University.

Is she hot?

Originally posted by Cletus_Kasady
Is she hot?

No.

Mine's a person that sits on the sofa 24/7.

Originally posted by eggmayo
Mine's a person that sits on the sofa 24/7.

Is she fat?

Originally posted by Cletus_Kasady
Is she fat?

my mom's a dentist and she has her own dentist practition place 😄 ( i have nice and white teeth 😄 )

Originally posted by Leo.M
my mom's a dentist and she has her own dentist practition place 😄 ( i have nice and white teeth 😄 )

Is she hot?

😐

My mom is unemployed and watches Soap Operas all day long.

Originally posted by Cletus_Kasady
Is she hot?

depending which type of store we walk in, the casher thinks she's either my sister or gf 😐 she's 43.............. she got asked for an ID once and she was only buying cigarettes (wtf, u have to be 18 to buy them)

so i guess she is, my guy friends said they would love to date her 😖

Can I see a pic?

Originally posted by Leo.M
depending which type of store we walk in, the casher thinks she's either my sister or gf 😐 she's 43.............. she got asked for an ID once and she was only buying cigarettes (wtf, u have to be 18 to buy them)

so i guess she is, my guy friends said they would love to date her 😖

Did you kick their asses?

Do they lick her asses?