Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
I'll take Galactus.I'll just call him a fatty and he'll start crying...
"Oh, what's the matter, want another planet to munch on FATTY!? Here, why don't I sprinkle some chocolate and sugar on it? You'd like that, wouldn't you FATTY!?"
Galactus: *Cries*
And then he becomes anorexic. 😆
Originally posted by Marvel=DC
Then he'll go on Oprah and tell her how he overcame his problem. 😆
Oprah: "Well Galactus, we've got someone special backstage, and they're very proud you overcame your problem. Come on out!"
*Silver Surfer walks out*
Surfer: "DAD!"
Galactus: "SON!"
*Hug*
Audience: "Awwwww."
Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
Oprah: "Well Galactus, we've got someone special backstage, and they're very proud you overcame your problem. Come on out!"
*Silver Surfer walks out*
Surfer: "DAD!"
Galactus: "SON!"
*Hug*
Audience: "Awwwww."
* Oprah: And to top it all off you get a car, you get a car, you get a car.
everybody gets a car.
Audience: Oh my TOAA!
Galactus: This is the best day of my life!* 😆
Originally posted by Marvel=DC
* Oprah: And to top it all off you get a car, you get a car, you get a car.
everybody gets a car.Audience: Oh my TOAA!
Galactus: This is the best day of my life!* 😆
😆
Oprah: "Tune in next week as we have Wolverine and Storm overcoming Wolverine's affair with a goat. And everyone will get a free toaster."
Doctor Phil sitting and watching at home: "Damn Oprah and her toasters!"
Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
😆Oprah: "Tune in next week as we have Wolverine and Storm overcoming Wolverine's affair with a goat. And everyone will get a free toaster."
Doctor Phil sitting and watching at home: "Damn Oprah and her toasters!"
😆
*On an all new Doctor Phil Iron Man will talk for the first time abut his alcoholism.
Iron Man(crying) : I just couldn't stop.
Check your local listings to see when DR. Phil is on in your area.*
Originally posted by Marvel=DC
😆*On an all new Doctor Phil Iron Man will talk for the first time abut his alcoholism.
Iron Man(crying) : I just couldn't stop.
Check your local listings to see when DR. Phil is on in your area.*
Dr. Phil: "And now another superhero with alcohol problems...Namor."
Namor: "Alcohol dehydrates me and robs me of my powers."
Dr. Phil: "Yeah I bet it does! I hate it when politicians are on the sauce!"
Namor: "I'm not an alcoholic, you filthy human!"
Announcer: "Next week on Oprah, Namor will talk about his racism problems."
Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
Dr. Phil: "And now another superhero with alcohol problems...Namor."
Namor: "Alcohol dehydrates me and robs me of my powers."
Dr. Phil: "Yeah I bet it does! I hate it when politicians are on the sauce!"
Namor: "I'm not an alcoholic, you filthy human!"Announcer: "Next week on Oprah, Namor will talk about his racism problems."
Namor: I'm not saying I don't like humans. I'm just saying they're filthy, stupid creatures that aren't worthy enough to clean my s**t
Audience: Boo 😆
Next week on Jerry Springer we'll have Lois Lane confront Wonder Woman
Lois: B***h I know you've sleeping with my man
WW(slapping Lois) : And, what're you gonna do about it ho
Audience: JERRY,JERRY 😆
I could probaly beat Aunt May in a fight. Or Robn, if Tim was unarmed and tied to a chair and I get a gun then yes I might be able to beat him..........
I could probably shoot cyclops if he didn't have his optic blasts. Yeah i'd shoot him and then chat up Psylocke, Jean and Emma.........lol..............
Leaders : Whirly, Demi, G.S. C-Master, Wickerman and Tron, X Marks the Spot
Heralds : Me (Unfortunately), Creshok, Jinzin, KAM, Leon
Power houses : Rage and JP (Do we need anything else)
Distractions : Long Pig and that Whale thing. 😕
Nasty Batsards : Scoobles (He's scottish) and Merc , AC
Operation Human Shield : Sentry, Armando, Ion, Will, ummmm and everyone else.
🙂
Originally posted by yahman
Leaders : Whirly, Demi, G.S. C-Master, Wickerman and Tron, X Marks the SpotHeralds : Me (Unfortunately), Creshok, Jinzin, KAM, Leon
Power houses : Rage and JP (Do we need anything else)
Distractions : Long Pig and that Whale thing. 😕
Nasty Batsards : Scoobles (He's scottish) and Merc , AC
Operation Human Shield : Sentry, Armando, Ion, Will, ummmm and everyone else.
🙂
Well said. 😆
Closing now.