Read the book?

🙂 I own the books and I've read them all...aswell as seeing the movie 19 times but hey....

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Ozzy's old and wierd, yeah. But I happen to like the guy. He's a rock icon.

Anyway, I've read the books about six years before the movie. And I loved the movie! What great adaptation.

You know, it's always better to watch the movie first before reading the book. Why? Because most of the times you'll just be dissappointed with the book adaptation to film.
But LOTR is an exception. The film almost matches the book experience. Can't wait for the other two films...

how old are you anyway???
i read the book the week before it turned up at the movies

( Kicking thread back to the top )

I read the books back when I was in 7th grade...and after seeing the movies..I wanted to revisit them. Now that we don't have any more movies to look forward to...we are left with our DVDs as well as our books.

I for one am re-reading each of the Tolkien books and remember things that I had so long ago forgotten about.

whoah 🙂 jumped up 56 pages 😄 what a leap!!

yeah ive read them 😄😄 i think they are the greatest books ever written *tries to apologise to lord god, as the bible is looking at me weird*

Oh I think even God himself would agree that the Tolkien books have earned their spot right next to the Bible.

Tolkien in a way is God, for he created his own world, filled it with such vastness and gave us all something to dream about !

*watches as the lord smites AD into the ground for blasphemy*

hmmm.....*takes out mace* leave assitant director alone!!! *gets lightning bolted....is metal so he attracts more*

Originally posted by sauron
*watches as the lord smites AD into the ground for blasphemy*

hmmm.....*takes out mace* leave assitant director alone!!! *gets lightning bolted....is metal so he attracts more*

Picks self up...sorry about that Lord ! I was just making a analogy...a poor one...but still...

cough cough get back up

Okay Folks...thank you for coming to the Skinner show...

Tonight we have a very special guest...From the Tolkien books himself---Sauron !

( Audience claps in approval )

So...Sauron...tell us what which of the Tolkien books are your favorite ?

well first i would like to say thank you skinner for letting me come

although i was nervous incase this was actually area fifty one and you and your government friends were going to chop me up

i would have to say my favourite is FOTR as thats the one where they are all scared of me...TTT i get forgotten for saruman..and i die in ROTK so well its FOTR for me....although after i finished ROTK i just had to say there were no hard feelings between me and that little hobbit *twitches*

Originally posted by sauron
well first i would like to say thank you skinner for letting me come

although i was nervous incase this was actually area fifty one and you and your government friends were going to chop me up

i would have to say my favourite is FOTR as thats the one where they are all scared of me...TTT i get forgotten for saruman..and i die in ROTK so well its FOTR for me....although after i finished ROTK i just had to say there were no hard feelings between me and that little hobbit *twitches*

Oh you mean that Frodo character ? Yes, well he will be on the show somewhere down the road.

So Sauron...tell us why is it that you wanted middle earth ????

well.....i didnt really want middle earth,,,,but you know how it is being a dark lord...no income, and i heard property values have SHOT up and are still rising.....so i thought maybe i could defeat now...and sell later.....as i didnt have any money to but as ring was quite expensive.....

Yes..the Ring ! Let us talk about that for a moment here...so now when did you get the idea of forging this one ring ???

well....you see....its hard for me to say this on national television....but well i was i nlove with gil galad, and this ring was...well i was going to propose......i invited him round for a 'party' but the stuid elf bought all his friends....and his 'significant other' elendil...who i got jealous of and killed......but apparently this was some sort of open realtionship as isildur got kinda angry and took my ring....not before i gave gil galad a last hug...accidentally brutaly crushing him......

Originally posted by sauron
well....you see....its hard for me to say this on national television....but well i was i nlove with gil galad, and this ring was...well i was going to propose......i invited him round for a 'party' but the stuid elf bought all his friends....and his 'significant other' elendil...who i got jealous of and killed......but apparently this was some sort of open realtionship as isildur got kinda angry and took my ring....not before i gave gil galad a last hug...accidentally brutaly crushing him......

*nervous look comes across the audience*

Well...why don't we take a commercial break here, and we will be right back with your favorite Dark Lord Sauron !

*Breaks to commercial*

Sauron...you were going to propose to Gil Galad ????

are you making fun of my elf lord?

Originally posted by sauron
are you making fun of my elf lord?

No no..not at all

*commerical breaks are over*

Okay folks..we are back, and I am here with the one and only Sauron ! You know him from the Tolkien books...the Dark Lord himself.

So Sauron...how long did it take for you to forge this ring ???

*backstage*

Discos - erm, I have read the Silmarillion + 3 LOTR books

*jeery springer show style*....Saury! Saury!