Originally posted by jalek moye
The best way is to just take off your shirt and do something badassexcpet you wei, you're fat so you gotta do somthing funny instead
You obviously don't know me then. I always take my shirt off even when I was 280lbs. That one pic of me on the floor is like over a year old. Lost most of my weight though. I just hit a Great Saiyaman pose on her and then say "You know what honey? If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put you and deez (points to crotch) together."
They call me Big Nate and it ain't because of the weight.
Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
you are both dorks.One liners suck.
Girl are you tired? Cause you have been running in my mind all night long?
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven cause your an angel.
blah blah blah
Hey Scarlet you know what? If I were gay, I'd tell you that you are sexy enough for me to go straight.
Once you go black, you're going to need a wheelchair.
Originally posted by jalek moye
I used to just show off, that normally workedexcpet for the times i messed up, like when i was bragging about how i could kick the heavy bag off of the chains. Well i was doing it but slipped and hit the floor
Do what I do to show off. Show your eerie degree of flexibility, extend your long ass venom tongue during the process, reshape your body to its normal state and extend your pelvis towards her. "Fancy a shag my love"
Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
Do what I do to show off. Show your eerie degree of flexibility, extend your long ass venom tongue during the process, reshape your body to its normal state and extend your pelvis towards her. "Fancy a shag my love"
Originally posted by jalek moye
thats just creepy, i pride my self on badassery not weird circus moves
Well ladies do love a bad ass as well. Arumat P. Thanatos...so bad ass on Star Ocean IV. I mean he is so bad ass that if I was a woman my Ill Na Na would be wet right now since I'm playing it as we speak. The Xbox that is.
yea i know they do. I use to be considered a badass, I would break rocks and stuff with my fists. Catch arrows bare handed(that shit hurts when you slighlty miss) I would amaze people with martial arts prowess and speed.
Then they found out how much of a geek i was and my popularity was like a stock market crash
Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
Do what I do to show off. Show your eerie degree of flexibility, extend your long ass venom tongue during the process, reshape your body to its normal state and extend your pelvis towards her. "Fancy a shag my love"
Wei. Sorry but im not interested in guys. 😛 im gay. didnt I tel u guys?