Krypto vs The X-Men

Started by ZephroCarnelian1 pages

Krypto vs The X-Men

Krypto the SuperDog

Versus

The X-Men: Wolverine, Cyclops, Storm, Beast and Nightcrawler.

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Is it a dog's life...? 🙂

Or a dog's death...? 😈

Might be Krypto. 😕

How strong is he?

About a quarter the strength of Supes, but faster and with better super-smell and hearing! 😄

Originally posted by ZephroCarnelian
About a quarter the strength of Supes, but faster and with better super-smell and hearing! 😄

You can't exactly quantify Superman's strength, so taking a quarter of it is pretty difficult.

The X-Men are screwed anyway.

Well, Krypto is comparative in his attributes compared to Supes as a dog is to a human.

So, faster, not as strong, but heightened senses etc. 🙂

But yeah - I should think they're fairly screwed. 😄

How about a blind Krypto with wheels instead of back legs...?

Originally posted by ZephroCarnelian
Well, Krypto is comparative in his attributes compared to Supes as a dog is to a human.

So, faster, not as strong, but heightened senses etc. 🙂

But yeah - I should think they're fairly screwed. 😄

How about a blind Krypto with wheels instead of back legs...?

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Krypto would win. 😂

X-Men couldn't how their faces anywhere.

Thing: "So, I heard you guys got kicked by some dog."

Wolverine: "SHUT UP! IT WAS A SPECIAL DOG!"

Thing: "You aren't exactly normal either."

Kypto humps Wolverines leg and their is nothing he can do about it 😂

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Krypto would win. 😂

X-Men couldn't how their faces anywhere.

Thing: "So, I heard you guys got kicked by some dog."

Wolverine: "SHUT UP! IT WAS A SPECIAL DOG!"

Thing: "You aren't exactly normal either."

Funniest post of the week! 😆 😄 🙂 😂

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Krypto would win. 😂

X-Men couldn't how their faces anywhere.

Thing: "So, I heard you guys got kicked by some dog."

Wolverine: "SHUT UP! IT WAS A SPECIAL DOG!"

Thing: "You aren't exactly normal either."

😆 😆 🤣 💃

Storm makes it rain. I know some dogs that are afraid of thunder and such. He runs lol.

Or he chases Nightcrawler's tail.

Krypto would win.

It really would be interesting to see the X-Men getting their asses kicked by a dog.

Especially a dog with a cape...

Originally posted by Lucid Lui
It really would be interesting to see the X-Men getting their asses kicked by a dog.

Especially a dog with a cape...

not just any dog...a super dog.

Let us write en masse to the comic book companies.

This has to be made....

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Krypto bites Wolverine's ass and takes it up to skies.

"TAKEITOFF! TAKEITOFFORGODSSAKE!"

Doesn't Krypto have the intelligence of a 6 year old?

Krypto would more than likely win, but couldn't Nightcrawler just take one for the team and kamikaze teleport himself and Krypto into the ground, killing them both and saving the X-Men the embarassment.

Possibly. It depends on whether he can catch something that mnoves at uber-mach speeds and is only the size of a dog.

And is rabid mad, with teeth that can probably bite through adamantium.

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