I'm going to sit on my cat.

I'm going to kill him, he is always screaming at me and hiding under my bed when I want to get him but this time it's the last drop.
When I got home this night I found that my pillow was a little moisty.. He quickly ran away from under my bed. THE SHITHEAD PEE-ed over my whole bed and even over my self written comics!!
Although the sucker broke his arm and needs amputation, I'm going to kill him anyway. I'm going to sit on him..

Yup, no hope for him, this is the last drop. 🙁
Rest in agony little assh*le.

And whatever anybody might say, I will not change my mind.
cat = death

Originally posted by overlord
Although the sucker broke his arm and needs amputation, I'm going to kill him anyway. I'm going to sit on him..
cat = death

Lol, isn't that blunt and kind of immature. You just come out of no where and say "i'm going to sit on him.."

Even though it's funny it's a serious matter and you need some help.
I mean fo realio you crazy.

GL HF BB! 👆 👆

Really?
😑 😑

Can I have him?

Originally posted by overlord
I'm going to kill him, he is always screaming at me and hiding under my bed when I want to get him but this time it's the last drop.
When I got home this night I found that my pillow was a little moisty.. He quickly ran away from under my bed. THE SHITHEAD PEE-ed over my whole bed and even over my self written comics!!
Although the sucker broke his arm and needs amputation, I'm going to kill him anyway. I'm going to sit on him..

Yup, no hope for him, this is the last drop. 🙁
Rest in agony little assh*le.

And whatever anybody might say, I will not change my mind.
cat = death

Also, I agree with powerfulone1987 about his statement. You do need help! Please see someone pertaining to your issuess before making that decision about sitting on your cat, this is a seroious sittuation that needs to have action taken. If you really hate your cat, have you though of giving it away to a shelter or someone who wants a cat and get a dog, they rule big time!!! 💃

Originally posted by overlord
I'm going to kill him, he is always screaming at me and hiding under my bed when I want to get him but this time it's the last drop.
When I got home this night I found that my pillow was a little moisty.. He quickly ran away from under my bed. THE SHITHEAD PEE-ed over my whole bed and even over my self written comics!!
Although the sucker broke his arm and needs amputation, I'm going to kill him anyway. I'm going to sit on him..

Yup, no hope for him, this is the last drop. 🙁
Rest in agony little assh*le.

And whatever anybody might say, I will not change my mind.
cat = death

How immature, overlord.

Poor kitty cry

Shall we liberate this fluff-ball of catness, Lana? *cocks MAC 10*

Sounds like a plan to me.....

😂 you sick sonofabitch

"I'm going to kill you Beebo!"

For anyones that's seen Beebo, the cat what has facial hair 🤨

my god.......

kill that facken' cat.

*HANDS M4 WITH MRL2 LAUNCHER*

You should put your cat up for adoption, or just drop it off anonymously on the front steps of the SPCA. Don't kill it, for Heaven's sake, just guide it toward a home that will appreciate it. Don't waste a perfectly good cat. Seriously.

Originally posted by overlord
I'm going to kill him, he is always screaming at me and hiding under my bed when I want to get him but this time it's the last drop.
When I got home this night I found that my pillow was a little moisty.. He quickly ran away from under my bed. THE SHITHEAD PEE-ed over my whole bed and even over my self written comics!!
Although the sucker broke his arm and needs amputation, I'm going to kill him anyway. I'm going to sit on him..

Yup, no hope for him, this is the last drop. 🙁
Rest in agony little assh*le.

And whatever anybody might say, I will not change my mind.
cat = death

Originally posted by cool_dudes_rule
dude thats sick.

Tru dat!

Dude, its just a cat it cant help itself. maybe you could teach it to be more careful on were she should urinate and spend more time with the cat maybe you two will become the best of friends one day, you'll never know.

Originally posted by overlord
I'm going to kill him, he is always screaming at me and hiding under my bed when I want to get him but this time it's the last drop.
When I got home this night I found that my pillow was a little moisty.. He quickly ran away from under my bed. THE SHITHEAD PEE-ed over my whole bed and even over my self written comics!!
Although the sucker broke his arm and needs amputation, I'm going to kill him anyway. I'm going to sit on him..

Yup, no hope for him, this is the last drop. 🙁
Rest in agony little assh*le.

And whatever anybody might say, I will not change my mind.
cat = death

Well he said he was going to do it yesterday night and nobody was going to change his mind, so I fear it is too late and the deed is done.

Unless they were lying.

Is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by overlord
I'm going to kill him, he is always screaming at me and hiding under my bed when I want to get him but this time it's the last drop.
When I got home this night I found that my pillow was a little moisty.. He quickly ran away from under my bed. THE SHITHEAD PEE-ed over my whole bed and even over my self written comics!!
Although the sucker broke his arm and needs amputation, I'm going to kill him anyway. I'm going to sit on him..

Yup, no hope for him, this is the last drop. 🙁
Rest in agony little assh*le.

And whatever anybody might say, I will not change my mind.
cat = death