The Planeteers vs Wolverine

Wolverine's cigar butts and beer bottles have angered Gaea so she sends the Planeteers to rough him up. KO is a win. Takes place in a park by a zoo and a lake.

Well, that one Planeteer has "The Power of Heart" and we all know what the Thing can do with that power. Planeteers roll...Captain Planet, looking like the tri-colored, I-just-spent-a-year-in-a-toothpaste-container badass that he is, will rock the sh*t out of Logan!

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Nah they're not allowed to summon Captain Planet.

It doesn't matter. Their ring-based powers alone will wipe the floor with Wolverine.

Fire will melt the skin off his bones.

Water will drown him.

Wind can suffocate him.

Earth can crush him under thousands of tons of rock.

Heart can...well, Heart can...hm....he can do this!

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=164

And even still, that may be enough to defeat Wolverine.

God, putting all them together is murder for Wolverine. He doesn't stand a chance.

::Cue wolverine8888's rebuttal...wait for it....wait for it...::

I put it by a zoo so that Heart wouldn't be useless - forgot to mention all the cages are unlocked....

You're evil! You wanna see Wolvie attacked by animals!😆 Wolvie either gets melted or drowned.

😈 No... never... I just wanted to give the weakest and most useless Planeteer something to do.

Wolverine would win.

the planeteers aren't going to try to kill him. If wolverine needs to, he Will. And most of their powers (Fire, Wind, Water) are useally used in quantitys that would hurt wolverine , but not stop his healing factor.

Originally posted by sam_drugbringer
Wolverine would win.

the planeteers aren't going to try to kill him. If wolverine needs to, he Will. And most of their powers (Fire, Wind, Water) are useally used in quantitys that would hurt wolverine , but not stop his healing factor.

They regularly made tidal waves and tornadoes - they could drown him long enough to KO him without needing to kill him.

Originally posted by Metalmanx
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Heart can...well, Heart can...hm....he can do this!

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=164

And even still, that may be enough to defeat Wolverine.

😆

But they AREN'T going to drown him.

They will get tired, and he won't. He'll oulast their half-harted attacks, and then go in for the kill.

They don't tire from using their powers. The power comes from Gaea and the rings. Wind girl whose name eludes me can just keep him trapped in a wind funnel.

Originally posted by sam_drugbringer
But they AREN'T going to drown him.

They will get tired, and he won't. He'll oulast their half-hearted attacks, and then go in for the kill.

HALF HEARTED!? THEY HAVE THE PLANETEER OF HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can vivdly recall them geting tired.

You said win by KO. I don't think being traped in a twister id the same as being knocked out.

I stated KO is a win - so that a KO is all that is necessary for a win - since often people refuse to believe Wolverine can die. A wind funnel full of rocks, fire, and water would go some way to KOing him. However they're perfectly allowed to kill him - i.e. bloodlust.

And again they could simply drown him, ring out him, trap him under tons of rock, melt him. Their mission is to take down Wolverine - if they fail Gaea will flay them and eat their bones.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
I stated KO is a win - so that a KO is all that is necessary for a win - since often people refuse to believe Wolverine can die. A wind funnel full of rocks, fire, and water would go some way to KOing him. However they're perfectly allowed to kill him - i.e. bloodlust.

And again they could simply drown him, ring out him, trap him under tons of rock, melt him. Their mission is to take down Wolverine - if they fail Gaea will flay them and eat their bones.

Wow. I'd hate to see that Gaea.

Oh, by the way. "Wind Girl"'s name is Linka.

Yea, basically any of the planeteers, sans Heart, can KO Wolverine on their own. They won't get tired, seeing as how their power comes from the rings and Gaea and not from themselves.

I do believe Wolverine has met his match in the form of five completely-untrained teenagers!

Rock on. 🤘

One thing that always bugged me and might prove problematic for the whole "drowned him" thing was that Gi required a source of water to utilize her power. People always have water being some odd stipulation on it's use.

They're in a park by a lake.

Fighting by a lake...

I never got why if [insert fire guy's name] could generate fire she still needed to draw water from a source.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Fighting by a lake...

I never got why if [insert fire guy's name] could generate fire she still needed to draw water from a source.

Wheeler.