Signs you have grown up

#25 on this list is classic.

25 SIGNS THAT YOU HAVE GROWN UP

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to
drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead
of asking "Oh S*$# what the hell happened?"
Bonus:
26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you and can't find one. Then
you forward it to a bunch of old pals & friends (or put it in the GDF in my case) 'cause you know they'll do the same.

27. You don't blame liberals for everything and you don't get banned a dozen times for the same damn thing.

I have grown up cry

Originally posted by FeceMan
27. You don't blame liberals for everything and you don't get banned a dozen times for the same damn thing.

😆

Wow, I actually was able to say yes to about 10 things on there. I'm not even 20 yet 😖

Though a few (like the drinking ones) definitely don't apply to me as I don't drink at all....

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

I wake up at 5:30 for work (on days that I have work) 😖 other days I get to sleep until about 9 for class.

Chicken wings make me ill as it is 😛

I still have some growing up to do.

I love this this....and 25 is real killer......18 still doesn't bother me.. 😱
11's great too...and soooooooo true..

Originally posted by botankus
#25 on this list is classic.

[b]25 SIGNS THAT YOU HAVE GROWN UP

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
pregnancy tests.
20. A .00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to
drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead
of asking "Oh S*$# what the hell happened?"
Bonus:
26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you and can't find one. Then
you forward it to a bunch of old pals & friends (or put it in the GDF in my case) 'cause you know they'll do the same. [/B]

Originally posted by Clovie
actually I was looking for something to make me seem mature baby
but it is 50:50 😕
and I do not count taking naps as a sign of being old ❌

Neither do I....because little kids take naps 😊

Originally posted by Lana
Neither do I....because little kids take naps 😊

and buying ibuprofen is a diffrent thing as well 😱

I'm 24...

Thats a sign right there.

Originally posted by debbiejo
11's great too...and soooooooo true..

I hear ya. My parents are slowly creeping into that phase. With each visit I pay to them, there are more and more. fear

Great list, but I am going through my mid-life-crises so some of the list doesn't apply like it used to . 😆

Originally posted by botankus
I hear ya. My parents are slowly creeping into that phase. With each visit I pay to them, there are more and more. fear

My mom's been doing that with me since I was about 17. It's kinda strange 😖

No. 20 is true too...wine...and 16 goes with that....lOL

Originally posted by debbiejo
No. 20 is true too...wine...and 16 goes with that....lOL

Ahhh, I miss the Boone's Farm days.

Originally posted by botankus
Ahhh, I miss the Boone's Farm days.

Yeah...Boone's Farm Strawberry... 😄 ...

(cheap) Strawberry Wiiiine...seventeen...the hot July moon...saw everything...

I'm getting chills just reminiscining about the Boone's Farm glory days.

Originally posted by botankus
#25 on this list is classic.

[b]25 SIGNS THAT YOU HAVE GROWN UP

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
pregnancy tests.
20. A .00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to
drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead
of asking "Oh S*$# what the hell happened?"
Bonus:
26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you and can't find one. Then
you forward it to a bunch of old pals & friends (or put it in the GDF in my case) 'cause you know they'll do the same. [/B]