Boo!

Make it a half one.

Originally posted by finti
so does George Michael

😂 😂 we all know why he got arrested for..... 😂 😂
I'm so .....so....................so Malefic 😈

This has become "Ush's comedy thread"

Hmm. . . the dark doesn't scare me.

What scares me, is the thought of waking up to scary lookin' chick after a long night of partying. It has happened before, and it will happen again.

You guys know what I'm talking about. You wake up, and roll over; then you wish you could chew your arm off so you can get outta there!!!!!!!

The good ole dilema, is it worth losing an arm rather than waking the beast up!!!

Isn't amazing that when you pick up the really, really attractive chick the night before, that she turns into a pumpkin by the morning - damn beer goggles!!!

beer goggles. Hehehe.

That was good. 😂