Caption the Signature above you.

Make sure you get my good side.

did i just poop? is that poop on the ground?

See what the lighting does to my eyes? One minute they're all bright and stuff, the next they're all shadowy. It also affects my hair, but I won't go into that at the moment.

look at me!!! i have a cape and helmet....shut up, its not metro!!!

I'm to sexy for you

dayum, that is poop. my bad, calvin.

I like to shave my chest hair

I need crayons.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

I will only show my eyes because my teeth are nasty

i have poop on my shoe, you stupid cat!!!

These are not the droids you are looking for

I can't say anything better than what is already in the sig.

We have happy feet too

Happy Holidays. ermm

I am sephiroth's sister i shall destroy you all in his favor! fear me!

Damn super glue....

I´m so cold..I should put some clothes on.

"Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder where you are . . . oh, you're right in front of my eye!"

Beer makes me sick, but I drink it so I look cool

Why can't I tell my girlfriend that I'm gay!!!!