"IM a pissed off pink girl and i like roses, i also think i can fly"
"I suck and nobody knows my name."
Come see my movie...It's out in a year
I have the ACE bitches
What's going on?
I summon the Ace of Diamonds...
a dick sig
Oh my gosh I just got owned...
I feel like half a person
Man, that gumbo did a number on my bowels.
YOu have something on your...wait, that's your face....
Penis in Clouds Ear
I call this my pants falling-jutsu
Remember this card, now i shall put it back in the deck and shuffle it.
😂 I like It.
Here's my ***** Card
-whats that censor sign hanging off?-you don't wanna know...
😂
PaZing!
my ding a lingmy ding a lingoh won't you come and play with my ding a ling
Oh Rry?
"Awwwkkkward...."