Caption the Signature above you.

i knew i shouldnt have messed in jimmy newtrons lab

its kind of cold out here...can i come in now?

ow ow your pulling my hair!!!

"Someone help me, I'm trapped in the wood, it's cold and theres an alien in a bubble with a big glowing ring attached to it floating around my head!!"

Ever get the feeling that your hands are on fire?

"I Darth Vader, do take thee Emperor Palpatine, in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer..."

Guy 1: "Yeah? You and what army?"

Guy in your sig: "Why my army of red people of course!"

I need to sit down

I need a body

I cant see shit

Arr! I'm holding a gun and am standing next to some goggle-wearing person!

lets kick some ass

I smell french fries

"Shop Glocko, where our motto is, if you buy a gun, hot women will take off their top for you."

"20 for the price of one and the bonus @ss whooping is free"

It´s all my fault.

Call my girl a hooker one more time and see what happens

I need to shave

"After I shoot this lady in the boobs, I'm going to steal your shoes!"

I really gotta stop drinking