Originally posted by Eclipso
"Is that you God?""Yes my child it is I."
"What is the meaning of life?"
"Sex"
"Your Kidding."
"Nope, that's it."
SPIDEYMAN SPIDEYMAN....
"i have to be the crappest super hero. Yeah sure im strong but all else i ca do is shoot silly string out my wrists... is that even medically possible"
Uncle Ben's Voice "You have herpes"
"awww crap"