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Started by Mairuzu305 pages

They opened the gay porn shop down the street!

I don't have a T.V. so what else am I supposed to do???

Wow, even my penis has scales and spikes

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Wow, even my penis has scales and spikes

Pick me

hay did you see the new zoids 😖ean:roids what roids

Where the Fuk is my pizza...

i ordered that shit 3 hours ago

shows what you can do with a nailgun a lot of strawberries and an infinite amount of bordem

(lol, a nail gun would have tore those strawberries up, its just pins)

"BOOBERS!!!!"

Mass Strawberry Suicide

Woohoo!!!! I'm a 42 year old virgin, a new world record!

"I promise I'll catch you this time"

look at me tehehehe

"Oooh, look at the pretty bleeding strawberries, I'm gonna eats them off the wallz, one by one."

Damn, I was supposed to meet Tinkerbell today.

Cooome to the dark side...

I never meant to brag, but he's on my pussy now *****.

"You looking at my dick, dude? You wanna take this outside? Yeah, let's take it outside, mother****er!!! I'ma beat yo ass!!"

"Now... that's two lightyears past the enchanted hive. No, that's not it. Dammit!"

MY sad smile

So, which of you shall be my **** buddy for today?