Caption the Signature above you.

Spyware Ahoy!

*squeaky voice*

"I think I just shat myself."

Billy, this is what happens when you touch yourself at night.

That was so out of the blue...😆

eh, its me, has anyone come to expect anything logical or sane from me?

Squirrel!!!! 😱

Sure. tongue

"SO this guy comes up to me and throws a peanut and I'm like WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

I am lost in a collage of living and undead.

My eyes are uneven.

"The stink is coming off of me in red, rancid waves. Guess it's time to shower."

"I remind Barker of a SOAD Song.."

fear me and my spoon!

awww.. look at me. you know im harmless and cute. yeah, that's right
*stab*

"Shhhhhit. I think I just dropped a contact lens."

Mmmmm.....brains.....

pepto bismol and a plum had a baby.. i was adopted

"Damn, my eyeliner looks whore-ish."

dude, is my skin falling off?
-yeah, it kinda is
can i have ur gun?
-no
damn, ok i'll just have ur brains instead.
-k

"I gotta hide from that fox!"

"Damn! Get that AK-47 out of the frame!"