Caption the Signature above you.

iv been playing games so long im losing my sight

The moon isn't made of cheese? Fark this, I'm leavin'.

My hair is reD 🙂

MY FACE IS RED!

strawberries are climbing up the walls...**** i am so wasted

He's on the moon man.

I play games all day...games are my friends

Your friendly neighborhood Spider Claus!

Yep I am Santa spidy, community service for assault.

I am spidey claus 😄

spidey claus: is that big red thing my...my... dam i am so ****ing wasted

Nope this is not the moon, its wales.

"I need some goddamn glasses, man."

SHOOT THAT *******

I love acod!!!

Ah, so there's the strip club.

im still in my teens and i have white already

Uberflugen!!!!

[It's german btw]

"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Wait where am I, what is that why is there a strange wheelchair bird on my car?

Damn, I need glasses.