Caption the Signature above you.

Started by Sol Valentine305 pages

You don't know greatness like this.

"I'm going to teach you a lesson...... in being a sex machine" biscuits

Binoculars away!!!!

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeee's Johnny!!!!!!!

my t*ts are fake 😐

"What would Jimmy Beufett do.......?"

"Super hero soap operas will rake in women! (hopefully)"

I've lost myself to the net talk.

i look like a lemming!

'so i put my fingers here and strum here'

We're the Resovoir Dogs.

rbwarwarwba

Damn that was a crazy night, wanna go again?

this damn thongs so far up my ass i can taste it
or
Ahh! me so horny!
Me love you long time

Old people vs young people

Pancakes & Babies 😛

I'm a walking emotional bomb, people.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

"only the truly skilled can cut out their own eyes"

I failed my mission, master. For that, I will cut off my nose.

I wonder if i left the oven on?
I wonder if i locked the door as i left?
Where am i?