Caption the Signature above you.

why else am i posing in a forward position? my **** are huge!

Welcome to 'Who Wants To Be A Hallucenator!' Inside one of these strawberries is a four way tab of acid!! Sir, now go ahead and eat one, m'kaaaai.

**** this place...

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Welcome to 'Who Wants To Be A Hallucenator!' Inside one of these strawberries is a four way tab of acid!! Sir, now go ahead and eat one, m'kaaaai.

"No R2 I will not ask for Directions. Why must you always be a backseat driver?"

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Originally posted by Mairuzu
**** this place...

check out my new weapon, it blasts zero suit samus' at you with huge **** that pop unleashing the acid upon impact

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
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"Hmmmm Strawberrys"

this is the worse ive read so far drylaugh

"... okay.. the fact that the strawberrys are bleeding.. Ill go with that... But where the **** did my name come from?"

"Give me . . . a keg . . . of beer."

'Macy's Parade, a long long time ago'

"How can you shoot women and children"
"Easy, you just don't lead 'em as much."

"Oh My! I cant believe they opened a Walmart HERE of all places"

i can roll into a tiny ball and shoot like nobody's business... wanna ****?

finger paints, YEA!!!

when they told me i would be going to the set of Saw VI, didnt think they meant this

Ow My Face!!!!

Gang bang!!!!!

damn, i ejaculated blood! wait, what are you smiling at?! POW!!!!

or

my period is happy today!

would you like some candy little kiddies?

Smile, you're dead!

what was that?
oh nothing nothing, just my penis

"Hey babe, let's get it on"

"I'm actually hitched, sorry."