Caption the Signature above you.

I know judo!

"So I sez to Mable I sez.........."

Yes I am sexy.

Is there a bullet in there?

"She's one of the wolrds sexiest women...."
"Bea Arthur?"
"And now Halle Berry is....."
"Bea Arthur!!!!"

EDIT-late

I can't smell a dam thing in this mask.

loading, loading , Im a robot, loading

This leather underwear really chafes.

error: cannot give a damn.

We are so quick, even in bed.

Penis

We are the world.

"I'm not an interweb junkie..."

Don't make me hurt you.

"Mr. Hyde realizes he's butt ugly when he seems himself in the reflection of the vile."

Strike a pose.

"This alcohol tastes like ass. 😘"

"Shouldn't we be doing something instead of just standing here?"

RAWR

We three have seen Superman Returns and give it a B-