Caption the Signature above you.

either my shirt is too small or i my boobs are too big

Ahrhg! I am gonna make you into pieces!

"Blah, what the hell am I? ....if my very existence wasn't blurred and vaguely tech-related maybe I could figure out exactly who I am. Although, I'm rather sure I overdosed on Mako recently."

Sorry for the dorky reference. 😛

...mine should be interesting.

I should always remember to bring my ransmogrifier ray with me.

"Test me the Great Pittman if you will." *Eyes turn evil and scary*

I can kick your butt in 7 different languages.

Looks as though Darth Maul bred with an animal again.

AH! I have a hang nail!

EEK! Get this butterfly off my face

10000000 for the Calvin and Hobbes sig on this page.

I'm sexy! 😄 Look at my Breasts.

my blue eyes match my clothes good for camofalging

I'm a green or tan beast!! Feel my power!! *Smashes you into a millon pieces*

I should have played in Dune with my eyes being so blue.

Lol! 😆

Are my eyes red enough? I think i got the body part down.

my weapon is a key

Damn hairballs!!!!

I'm Evil you're my B!tch!

I'm good your're my B*tch.

Grrrrr