News Flash!!

Yesterday, Ronny's teeth were released from prison. 🤓

The community is outraged that (with the help of her fast talking lawyer, Shyster McGittumoff flirt ) her teeth are now free to bite any and everything.

I don't feel that my children and I are safe. They should lock her chompers up and throw away the key! lady

A large number of families containing one member who is either a piece of popcorn, chewing gum, or an ice cube have moved to other states to avoid being munched.

When asked "what's the first thing you're going to do?" detective ... Ronny's Teeth replied...

Whatever the hell we wanna do, b!tches!" evillaugh ... KISS MY PLAQUE!! w00t

Stay tuned for continued coverage....

*hides behind the sofa and begins to fall asleep*

I'm scawed baby

The 4:20 News

It's official. Ronny's teeth have bitten someone! scared

At 3:16 today, Ronny mistook a very skinny man for a giant hot-dog and bite the hell outta him. The man sustained minor cuts and bruises, but is deeply traumatized by the attack. He had this to say....

I was just mind'n my own business, when these teeth came out of nowhere and jumped me. 😖

She yelled "WEEEENER!! 😱" .... and bit and bit and bit. cry I need a hug.

Since this incident, Ronny's teeth have been missing. The local Orthodontal Detective, Floss Colgate detective, has been assigned to the case. He seems optimistic that the gang of unruly chompers will soon be in custody.

Detective Floss Colgate

On a case like this, it's necessary to get into the mind of a tooth... to think like a tooth... to act like a tooth.
.... and whenever possible, to look like a tooth. tooth

More to come...

😂

BREAKING NEWS

🤓 Ronny's teeth have been spotted by our news helicopter, being chased down Highway 101 by the California Highway Patrol. police
The teeth are driving a white Ford Bronco.... and one of them is holding a shotgun!! scared

There's no telling how far these teeth will go, as this is the last act of a desperate mouth. ❌

An eyewitness describes this surreal event....

So I was leave'n the 7-11, right... and I see this Bronco come'n right at me, right. moptop

... and I was like, "DUDE!" 😖

So I jumped into the bushes and rolled out of the way... And, I SPILLED MY FRIGG'N SLURPY ALL OVER MYSELF!! ranting

This was my favorite shirt!! ..... Harsh, man... Harsh... disgust

Film at eleven... tv_horror

eeshhh 😬 wouldn't like to be her teeth

This just in from reporter Officer T.J Alpha:

There have been a number of KMCers spotted sleeping. Forum doctors have diagnosed them of boredom, possibly due to D's thread.

Back to you D.

-AC

... sleeping .... *snort* Five more minutes, Mom... sleep1

*randomly dances is a someone circular shape*

😛