What if you were Superman and saw Champion Walking towards you?

Ok your Superman and your 6foot3 and 225pounds and you happen to look down the street and you see these guy walking towards you and the closer he gets the bigger he gets what do you do. Remember Champion is 9foot2 and weights 5,050 pounds and looks like this.

I call She-Hulk.

She Hulk and Superman couldn't reach his chest

Ask him if he wants to go and get a coffee.

I fly away, train for two weeks, then come back and kick his ass.

After opening pleasentries, he asks if he would like to meet his friend Doomsday. 😄

fly into space get the time-gem from wherever it is right now, and age champion to death.
(thanos once explained that the elders can become millions of years old but they are not immortal ,see infinity quest)

go feral and turm into my alter ego savage ohh crap did i say that out loud

i attack his balls with my heat vision and fly away. to the woods

Originally posted by RAGE17
i attack his balls with my heat vision and fly away. to the woods

Originally posted by snoopdogg
You beat me to it. I was just gonna say that.

but you didnt BHAHAHAHA!!!

Originally posted by golem370
She Hulk and Superman couldn't reach his chest

I'd tell him to get a haircut !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😠

Originally posted by roughrider
After opening pleasentries, he asks if he would like to meet his friend Doomsday. 😄

😆 funniest thing i've read today 👆

~wickerman~

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Originally posted by The Ion
I call She-Hulk.

I would probably beat him up before he did anything, like everyone else, unsure that he was a criminal at all, and just claim it was because he looked funny if anyone asks.

Since I'm Superman I'd venture forth a guarded "hello?" If he continued to walk forward menacingly, I'd say, "identify yourself or I'll be forced to action." Then lazer him in the face lots and keep flying away. Just cuz I've got superstrength doesn't mean I need my pretty face messed up.

I'd slice his arms and leg's off with surgically precise Heat vision blast's before beating his torso to death........ 😎

Spin in a circle fast and lay him out.